True Story - When Monkeys attack, fight them with bigger Monkeys.

[philosophie_en_rose]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi has died a day after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys. SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.

The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which invade government complexes and temples, snatch food and scare passers-by. The High Court ordered the city to find an answer to the problem last year.

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One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.
The city has also employed monkey catchers to round them up so they can be moved to forests. But the problem has persisted.

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This is a sad situation, but training monkeys to fight monkeys. . . :wtf:

[DarkTirade]

1. Bigger isn't always better... they should make sure that the anti-monkey monkeys are better trained.

[RetroLounge]

2. and next they'll need Apes to fight off the bigger monkeys

where does it all end?

RL

[mark414]

3. gorillas

[DarkTirade]

4. And eventually the entire area will be infested with the most dangerous animal of all...

MAN!

[XemaSab]

5. My elite ninja chimp fighting force is almost ready...

:bwahaha:

[rug]

6. This reminds me of the CIA and the mujahideen.

[u4ic]

7. While they're at it - can they sick them on Bush, too?

[seemunkee]

8. Ah, the joys of a monkey knife fight

[flying rabbit]

9. At least they don't have a chimp problem.

[Orsino]

10. You KNOW how this ends.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. god this is funny.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. god this is funny.

[Ganja Ninja]

13. I always thought Lancelot Link would make an excellent ..

Speaker of the House.