LaraMN
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Fri Oct-26-07 02:58 PM
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This lady gave me smack about letting JackMN ride the grocery belt |
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at the store.
Seriously, if it can accommodate a forty pound bag of dog food, why not a thirty-five pound kid? I was trying to write out my check (in pen AND braille,) and she was TOTALLY on my ass about it.
What is wrong with people?
:P :P :P
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Fri Oct-26-07 02:59 PM
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1. How much did he ring up as? |
LaraMN
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Fri Oct-26-07 03:01 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-26-07 03:01 PM by LaraMN
He's $2.89/lb, and I made them take his shoes off.
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Fri Oct-26-07 03:06 PM
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3. Best blogspot name ever! |
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"Abraham Lincoln Hamilton" is a cute name. I'd vote for him. I'd donate $15 to his campaign.
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Fri Oct-26-07 03:35 PM
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Thanks! I meditated on it for about thirteen seconds.
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Fri Oct-26-07 03:45 PM
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5. My mom is 82 and a real pisser. |
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she looks like the typical kindly old grandma.
one day, she was on line and something she got didn't scan properly and the cashier had to get one of the grocery boys to get another item.
My mom quietly apologized to everyone in line for the wait.
However, the bitch on wheels next in line put in her two cents, by saying, "you have made a lot of enemies here" (very bizarre, I know).
so my mom feigned embarrassment and motioned for the women to come closer.
When she did my mom whispered to her with a kind smile on her face, "fuck off and die".
:rofl:
I love my mom. :)
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Fri Oct-26-07 04:24 PM
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Fri Oct-26-07 05:50 PM
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7. I've got a cool Mom too.... |
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She was in the check out line and my cute as a button 4yo daughter was sitting in the seat, swinging her legs and happy as could be. Then, in that reedy little voice that carries for miles, she innocently says 'Guess what Grandma- I have a 'gina'. Well, the older women in front shot my daughter such a hateful disapproving look. My Mom simply smile and said "That's right dear, girls have vaginas.........and boys have a PENIS". She said she thought the lady was going to stroke out.
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Fri Oct-26-07 07:41 PM
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Fri Oct-26-07 08:03 PM
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10. OMG I love your mom too! |
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