Dirge for a Microwave Oven....which died overnight. I cleaned the inside of

[yellowdogintexas]

the damn thing and now it won't heat. Guess the vinegar took out the microwave thingie.

So what do you do with a dead microwave? Replaceing it is easy...off to Costco I go..or Target, they are next door to one another.

[lizziegrace]

1. Call your trash hauler or city office

I don't think you can just put it in the trash.

[DarkTirade]

2. Use the spare parts to make an EMP device. Put it in your trunk.

Next time somebody starts tailgating you, flip a switch and PRESTO! Their car dies. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

3. And their cell phone, and their PDA, and their blackberry, and their ipod, and their laptop, and

their "special friend" because their token spouse is never around for some reason...

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

4. If they got one of those fancy new iPhones all those things are combined onto one device.

It does have a 'vibrate' function, right?

[NNadir]

5. It depends on whether you want to hold a viewing.

If the microwave has served in the military, you may be able to have it buried in a National Cemetary and also have a 21 sandwich salute.

[yellowdogintexas]

6. Thank you all so much for the advise and the chuckles too! nt