I love having minions.

[Writer]

You should get some. They're great - I swear!

[Dr. Strange]

1. I had 'em once.

But the doctor prescribed penicillin and cured 'em right up!

[Writer]

3. Oh you must have had Minions Peligrosos.

That's the nasty version. Minions Worshipolius is much easier to deal with. :)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Can you spare me a few minions?

Or if you are in a really generous mood, a couple of henchmen?

[Writer]

4. I don't have henchmen - I have enforcers.

And I'm afraid they don't come cheap.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Absent henchmen, enforcers will do, I guess...

But I'll have to come back with the cash, if that's the case.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. You have bunions?

[Writer]

9. Oooh. That sounds worse than the minions peligrosos.

Is there a cream for that?

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. You have scallions?

[ThomCat]

6. I wish I had minions. Or even just a few lackies.

:(

You are a powerful person, Writer.

[Writer]

10. I AM from Texas.

We're good at building cults. :7

[BarenakedLady]

8. I have little people

I make them do all my bidding.

[Writer]

11. Oh! Minions minutiaus - the least expensive kind.

Not bad!

[BarenakedLady]

13. Just fuel em up on sugar

and smack!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Oh-oh--wait!!

Do you have any cronies, by chance?

[Writer]

16. No. No cronies.

I'm a DEMOCRAT!

[Swede]

15. I think a steroid cream applied daily will get rid of them.

:shrug:

[Writer]

17. I think it helps with the itching...

but the swelling - not so much. :(