reveal something embarassing about yourself

[datasuspect]

i wear KISS makeup around the house and when i make love to my ol' lady.

[Perseid]

1. Not embarrassing anymore

I am what I am.

I am not what I was.

I'm a butterfly.

[datasuspect]

22. be who you are

[Colorado Progressive]

2. I get embarrassed easy. Its embarrassing. Specially if my ass is bare. nt

[datasuspect]

23. bare red ass

[Quantess]

3. ...

I've suffered from gas and bloating for 2 days now. Luckily I didn't work today, but I ripped a loud one during my trip to the grocery store today, and someone might have heard it!

[datasuspect]

4. i poop a lot

[Quantess]

6. I ripped a loud one just now

and, if my boyfriend isn't sound asleep in the next room, then he might have heard that one!

It was that damn cream of broccoli soup.

[Breeze54]

5. I , knowing I'm very astute and

smart, fell in love with a con artist. :banghead:

Got totally snowed.

[Indi Guy]

10. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Don't tell me that he was also a Neo-Con artist... :P

[datasuspect]

18. a con artist?

there's lots of them running around.

but then you can't con a con.

or something like that.

i think sometimes people get put off when you genuinely are interested in what they have to say or want to know more about them. but i can understand how a person can get leery, especially when people use information you reveal against you later.

see it all the time.

that's why i try to play my cards close.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

7. i may be PG

I stress 'may be'

crossing fingers and toes

[datasuspect]

19. pregnant?

is that something you want to happen?

[philosophie_en_rose]

32. i may be NC-17.

:)

[Inchworm]

8. I refuse to tell you

what I have in my hand!

:ih:

[datasuspect]

20. is it what chalmers stanton gave to mike douglas

on teevee back in 1977?

[swag]

9. I work in an office. I celebrate wedding anniversaries.

The world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

[datasuspect]

21. i have a desk in an office

and an outlet in which i can plug my laptop, but i stay out in the field for the most part. i can't stand being inside.

[Indi Guy]

11. I once caught a Snook out of season & got busted by a game warden

Worse, after I stood before the judge to get my $45 fine - the bailiff told me that the 9 lb fish (which was confiscated) cost me $5 a pound, and that my pants were split down the back (and I don't wear underwear).

All true :blush:

[datasuspect]

24. did you have on underwears?

[undeterred]

12. The middle toe on my left foot is way too long.

And this week I dropped a computer on my left foot for no good reason except that I am a klutz, which isn't a good reason.

[lizerdbits]

39. Two of my toes on my left foot are partially connected

just half way up. People actually think it's neat to look at.

[Maraya1969]

13. Many years ago my just as crazy as me girlfriend filled assault

charges on me for "holding her down and putting hickeys on her neck". And it was true.

The judge was not amused. He gave us both a lecture and said if he saw either of us in the court room again he would put us in jail. I was humiliated.

[datasuspect]

26. yow!

they'd probably send both of youse to gulag for that shit now.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. I post on DU.

[datasuspect]

16. yeah, it can be embarassing

but i sometimes feel free to say here i wouldn't want people to know about IRL, even though it feels highly censored here.

is that paradoxical?

[EstimatedProphet]

31. No, I get that.

[achtung_circus]

15. It's been 5 hours

and I haven't contacted a doctor or other medical professional.



although I do have one in mind.

[BarenakedLady]

17. Hmmm

I got kicked out of secretarial school for cheating.

:blush:

[datasuspect]

25. i need a secretary

[BarenakedLady]

27. I need a job.

[datasuspect]

29. can you take dictation?

[Haole Girl]

28. Don't I do that nearly every day on DU?

:blush:

[datasuspect]

30. nah, you're fine

fuck em if they can't be understanding.

you're not a jerk. and that goes a looooooong way.

[Lyric]

33. I got a D on my first Philosophy exam

It was the first time in my entire life that I've *ever* gotten a test grade lower than a "B"--at least so far as I can remember since 4th grade.

I actually cried. :(

[struggle4progress]

34. I refuse to vote for a candidate who won't support interstellar warp drive

It's a simple matter of conscience!

[taterguy]

35. I've been in a public restroom with a Nobel Prize Winner

That was a cool anecdote but now I can't tell it without snickers thanks to Larry Fucking Craig

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. When I was at the grocery store last week, the change compartment on my wallet gave way.

:blush: A whole shitload of change hit the floor and it went in a million different directions. Two very nice ladies helped me pick it all up. I apologized profusely, but they both said, "Honey, it's happpened to us too." :) I thanked them several times.

I bought a new wallet the next day.

[yewberry]

37. I think I injured myself seriously answering the phone yesterday.

Did I trip? Did I fall? Did I at least bump up against something? No, I did not. I put the phone up to my ear and *boom* big pain.

Great...a neck strain is really going to help with the job hunt.

I'll be on the couch sulking if anyone needs me.

[mitchum]

38. I use smilies...

and my wife is surprised and appalled by that
:)

[sarge43]

40. I'm a charter member of The Lounge Losers Clique. n/t

[Fox Mulder]

41. I can't.

It's too embarrassing.