Haha, worst ego-driven band bio ever

[HEyHEY]

The black halos. This shitty, overproduced, poseur "Punk" band from Vancouver.
http://www.blackhalos.net/bio/bio.htm

Wow, they're so important that I forgot they existed until last night when I was reminded.

[derby378]

1. Gee, you think they're trying to prove something?

If I want something edge from Vancouver, I'll go with Skinny Puppy. Less posing, more evocative music - especially during the Dwayne Goettel years. 'Nuff said.

[HEyHEY]

2. I like the frontman's nickname "Billy hopeless"

It's like they were really in to DOA and decided to rip off their concepts instead of coming up with their own. What a sad life.

[opiate69]

3. Jesus.. yet another cheese-dick pop/punk shit band.

as if the world needed ten thousand Green Day/Good Charlotte wannabes.

[derby378]

4. Can I lock them in a room and play Lustmord over the loudspeakers for them?

Ooh, yeah, let's see how long these wannabees last...

[opiate69]

9. Hehe.. I think you'd scare them right out of their Hot Topics stage wear.

[derby378]

10. Cool! I'll warm up the subwoofers!

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

5. but...but they play amongst broken beer bottles, cause they're REAL, man!

[derby378]

6. The Blues Brothers did the same thing...

...only they were on a mission from God. Now that's real hardcore.

[opiate69]

7. LOL.. I swear, there's hundreds of these idiot fucks in the Puget sound area..

and every damned one of 'em thinks they're the most original band on the planet.. I'm thinking, "dude.. you're ripping off Good Charlotte, who was ripping off Green Day, who was ripping off the fucking Knack, who was ripping off the CBGBs bands from the 70s/80s.. you're a 5th generation copy of a genre of music that really wasn't that fucking impressive to begin with.. "
:banghead:

[mark414]

8. but also busted hearts

they have a sensitive side, too (yeah, just like keith richards)

:rofl:

how do these guys take themselves seriously?

[amitten]

11. But...but...

there's VENOM in that band's sting!!!