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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:14 PM
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Why does an office restroom need SELF-CLOSING doors?
Our office building has those fancy floor-to-ceiling doors on the stalls. Two stalls in each restroom.

Now who the f*** decided they should be SELF-CLOSING? Like I might forget to close it behind me? Maybe I'll just sit there with the door half-open?

So instead of a normal stall where I can see a half-open door and know it's empty, I have to TRY THE HANDLE of both doors (which must cause mild alarm to the guy inside).

Goofy, just goofy.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:16 PM
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1. If self-closing doors prevents ~me~ from seeing just one goatse
it's worth all the amount of pain and suffering they put ~you~ through
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:19 PM
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2. What kinda pevvy office do you work in?
Guys don't close and lock the stall doors where you work?

Minneapolis airport, mebbe? :rofl:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:42 PM
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3. Just as long as they are large enough
to accomidate guys with a wide stance.

:rofl:
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:03 PM
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4. Because the handles to cubicle doors are dirty and no one wants E. coli hands.
And then of course you touch your junk with those hands. Eww...

What I'd like to see is washroom entryways equipped with klaxons that go off when someone tries to leave without washing their hands after doing their business. When I'm in a public can, I always grab another paper towel to turn off the tap after I've washed my hands, and then use the towel to grip the door handle. Some washrooms have a garbage can right next to the door -- I like those places. If there's no garbage can next to the door, I aim for the nearest one and try to make the basket. If it goes in, it goes in. If it doesn't, well, that's why they should have the basket right by the exit.

This may seem a bit obsessive, but you get that way working in hospitals.
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:08 PM
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5. Actually they're dirty either way
Everyone who uses the stall still has to touch the handle to enter, and to leave. They're not *self-opening*, after all.
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:01 PM
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7. IMO, it would be easier to just piss in the street
it works for the dogs!:shrug:
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:27 PM
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6. Tough luck, Sen. Craig!
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:33 PM
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8. Are they made to be self-closing, like with a spring, or are the doors just hung
off balance? Sounds like a stupid idea, to me, too. Unless, I suppose, the doors open out and they're self-closing to keep them out of the way...
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:50 PM
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9. Spring
They slam shut.

One opens inward, I think the other one (the handicapped one) opens out.

Oddly enough (I just checked), the closer violates ADA rules. They're not supposed to slam shut. Maybe some idiot thought it would make it easier on the disabled, since they wouldn't have to close the door. Yeah, make the guy in the wheelchair move faster to get inside. :eyes:
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