Magrittes Pipe
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Fri Nov-09-07 08:51 AM
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So, I went to Red Lobster with a woman last night. |
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Halfway through our second basket of those crappy (yet addictive) cheesy biscuit things, this dude shows up and starts yelling at us.
Me, I'm like "what the fuck?" and she explains that he's this stalker guy she went to a movie with once, and he's been showing up outside her classes and playing with himself outside her dorm window and shit. So yeah, that was really messed up.
Anyway, after Red Lobster, she took me back to her place and nailed me. It was totally hot. She's into some freaky shit, too.
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Fri Nov-09-07 08:52 AM
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1. If I were you I would keep THAT ONE close |
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Fri Nov-09-07 08:58 AM
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3. ooh! I love those cheesy biscuit thingies... |
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and I like freaky sex, too! :thumbsup: :patriot: :bounce:
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:00 AM
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4. so, you see why that guy was stalking ... |
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he heard about the freaky shit.
I didn't know cheese biscuits has such aphrodisiac powers..
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:40 AM
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9. Cheddar Bay Biscuits are to die for |
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:01 AM
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The great sex is not worth it! Run like hell--call the police about the stalker guy. He may be violent.
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:07 AM
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6. It was all over campus that she's into the freaky shit. |
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:08 AM
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7. I think it's time for a discussion on |
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a serious relationship with such a questionable female.
:evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:39 AM
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8. Oh, I didn't know she was "questionable." That changes everything. |
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I wish I knew why the waiter and two of the busboys kept calling her "Dyson," though. That's not her name. :shrug:
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Fri Nov-09-07 09:44 AM
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10. If he plays with himself long enough to make a stain on the window |
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that resembles the Virgin Mary, I'd leave her. Otherwise, just open the curtains when you're about to put it in her pooper.
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Fri Nov-09-07 10:41 AM
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Hell, that's where things started!
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:33 AM
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12. That's quite an evening |
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Bad news: stalker guy at Red Lobster
Good news: getting nailed after.
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:35 AM
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:37 AM
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15. That would explain the sloshing noise. |
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:45 AM
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24. yeah, she must have slipped her collar!!!1!ONE1! |
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;)
Sorry, that was in poor taste.
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:38 AM
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16. Wow. Sounds "kinkish." |
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:39 AM
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18. W:hat a delightful romantic story. |
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It brought tears to my eyes.
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:41 AM
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19. Did she have any of those cheese biscuits at her place? |
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Because if there's anything better than having a meal with a woman and her stalker at Red Lobster and then going back to her place and getting nailed with some freaky shit, it's going out into the kitchen afterwards and finding out that she has some of those cheese biscuits in the cupboard.
I mean, the story's still a good one if she didn't, but if she did...
:rofl:
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:42 AM
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20. I didn't rummage through her cupboards. |
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Jesus, it's not like I *own* her or anything.
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:43 AM
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21. It must feel great for you to know..... |
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That you've still got it.
I'm quite envious.
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:43 AM
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:46 AM
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25. Somehow I knew that was coming! |
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:47 AM
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26. That's what she said. |
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Fri Nov-09-07 12:13 PM
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28. Hahaha!! You really are bad! |
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Fri Nov-09-07 11:55 AM
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27. I was NOT playing with myself outside her window |
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I was out for a late-night walk, and had a really bad itch.
As for your dinner, I happened to go to Red Lobster, wanted to say hi, but I have this medical condition that forces me to yell. I'm taking medication for it.
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Fri Nov-09-07 12:25 PM
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29. Tourette's syndrome, perchance, combined with jock itch???? |
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Fri Nov-09-07 12:58 PM
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31. Thank you for understanding SHIT COCK MOTHERFUCKER |
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Fri Nov-09-07 12:48 PM
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30. Red Lobster? You fucking troll. |
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Fri Nov-09-07 04:55 PM
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37. Hey, I find him to be more trustworthy with TM than matcom |
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Fri Nov-09-07 01:38 PM
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I thought it was OLIVE GARDEN that got the ladies all hot and bothered!!!!!
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Fri Nov-09-07 02:29 PM
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33. Red Lobster makes them take off their clothes. |
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You know, because they can't long stand to be in clothes that smell like Red Lobster.
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Fri Nov-09-07 02:36 PM
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Fri Nov-09-07 02:56 PM
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35. whoisalhedges is my idol |
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dinner at red lobster and he gets nailed. we are not worthy.
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Fri Nov-09-07 04:29 PM
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36. this sort of thing NEVER happens at the Olive Garden |
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Mon Nov-12-07 08:03 AM
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38. And if it did, one could defend oneself with the breadsticks. |
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