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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:25 PM
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U.S. Military Wasting All Its Victories On Notre Dame
WASHINGTON, DC—As combined American forces celebrate two consecutive football wins against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish while simultaneously marking the loss of the 3,150th soldier to hostile action in Iraq, many are left wondering if the United States military is in fact focusing its energies on the correct opponent.

"There is no doubt that Navy's recent 46-44 defeat of a motivated, entrenched Notre Dame team after a long drawn-out battle was a masterpiece of leadership, strategy, tactics, and bravery in the finest tradition of the service," said Grant Hughson, an editor at Jane's Sporting News. "And the total Air Force 41-24 domination of the Irish, accomplished by bringing to bear the sort of overwhelming force against which no opponent can retaliate, was a textbook execution of the doctrines of that particular branch of the American armed forces. Meanwhile, however, they seem to be making little or no headway in Iraq."

As the troop surge in Iraq draws to a close, sectarian and insurgent activity seems to have slowed to a near-standstill. However, with the 2007 death toll exceeding 850, more U.S. troops have been lost this year than in any other since major combat operations began, throwing the military's first victory over Notre Dame since 1963 into stark contrast.

"Strange how history repeats itself," Navy historian and football commentator John Feinstein said after the Air Force victory was reported alongside the news that the U.S. was preparing to reduce their commitment in Iraq by at least one battalion. "I don't think anyone who saw it will deny that Roger Staubach's '63 victory over the Golden Domers was inspiring, but I'd bet any money that at the time the Pentagon would've traded it for a victory in Vietnam."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_military_wasting_all_its
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:29 PM
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1. Maybe this is because...
God doesn't know who to root for? Touchdown Jesus vs. armed forces who are training to fight the heathen muslim sinners?:evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:31 PM
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2. This is brilliant!
Love the Onion!
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