What gets you "happy in the pants?"

[RetroLounge]

For Redqueen, it's geeks.

For me, it's literary types. Writers. Poets. Serious readers. Librarians. Booksellers.

How about you? What makes you go squish or schwing?

RL

[redqueen]

1. Not just any geek!

My best friend the geek. *sigh*

:loveya:




But yeah... geeks are hot though.




Wow... it sure is easier for guys to get happy in the pants! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Yeah, but our happiness is more evident

And that can rather suck. :blush:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Smart, funny, independent women who wear glassses.

Like this one:

[Aristus]

33. I like smart, funny, independent women who wear glasses

and pose nude. :hide:

Sorry. I love the female body. I love the female brain, too, but it's harder to photograph. :P B-)

[DS1]

3. smart women in business attire

woof

[GOPisEvil]

5. Oooooh...that's another one for me...

Woof is right.

[DS1]

7. Michelle Forbes as the advisor in 24

:sproing:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Oh yeah...

Whew...

I really like the black suit with the blue shirt underneath...:whew:

[DS1]

10. check the edit

great minds :thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'll be in my bunk.

:D

[RFKHumphreyObama]

6. Agreed

Or in air stewardess outfits

[Capn Sunshine]

103. Yeah boy

That's how I met my wife.
Smart women in suits. Rowf.

[Guava Jelly]

4. Really really big

Hearts :)
Nerdy girls are up there..
Hell I don't discriminate..

[SPKrazy]

9. kind loving caring

and pevvy people

who are also IMO hot... ;)


blu

[JVS]

12. nuns

[DarkTirade]

15. That's a bad habit to get into.

[DS1]

19. you ask for a handjob and you get your knuckles rapped

who wants that?

[RetroLounge]

35. ...

:spray:

RL

[DarkTirade]

48. ... wait, is that a pro or a con?

[DarkTirade]

13. Quirky and interesting.

Intelligence and cuteness always a plus.

But for the most part, normal people bore the hell out of me. And vice versa. I have nothing to say that interests them, and they have nothing to say that interests me. I prefer to hang out with the misfits. The geeks, the hippies, the goths.

[redqueen]

17. Oooh yes... I don't like normal.

I like a bit of crazy. :)

[DarkTirade]

47. Just a little less crazy than my last ex please... :)

She had more issues than my dad has of National Geographic... and his collection goes back into the 1920s if I recall correctly...

[JVS]

14. jodie foster

[JVS]

16. dumb and drunk

[HEyHEY]

117. The magical combination of good looks and low self esteem

[NightWatcher]

18. marine biologists..

.............well, my gf is one

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Witness:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7141782

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

22. Funny, smart, women not afraid to crash down barriers...

...like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s&feature=related

[BreweryYardRat]

23. Intelligence, loving to read, tattoos and/or piercings.

Sadness can do it as well - it hits some kind of warped "protect" and "cheer the girl up" instincts in me.

[lost-in-nj]

24. GEESH

you are in some mood!!!!!


I like all types.....
bad boy, nerd, artsy fartsy, booksellers.......



lost

[RetroLounge]

25. ...

:hug:

RL

[lizziegrace]

26. Poets, writers, musicians, artists..

:)

[RetroLounge]

29. Hmmm

Poets - check
writers - check
musicians - check
artists - Doh...

How's 3 out of 4?

:hi:

RL

[lizziegrace]

31. 3 out of 4 ain't bad at all...

how ya doing cowboy??

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

32. Doing pretty okay...

Just packing up books and cranking tunes...

Shaking my money maker in the front window.

:9

RL

[lizziegrace]

36. Funny

I thought you made your money selling books...

:P


Got some new tunes to listen to?

[lizziegrace]

37. And you said you weren't an artist

performance art...

;)

[RetroLounge]

42. A whole bunch!

fell out of the sky today.

:loveya:

RL

[lizziegrace]

45. Lucky you...

:hug:

[DarkTirade]

49. Hmm... let's see...

I write REALLY BAD poetry. I mean, so bad that it's almost good.
I used to write fiction, and I'm thinking about getting back into that.
I've been a musician all my life.
And I draw awesome stick figures.

And I'm single, but with those kinda qualifications, I don't know how long that'll last... :P

[lizziegrace]

51. I'd say you're qualified

:)

How did your move go? Settled in now?

[DarkTirade]

53. In a manner of speaking.

Let's just say that being a pack rat is genetic... and my grandparents have been in this house since 1970. So right now I'm trying to find room to actually unpack my stuff. And I've got plenty, since I'm a pack rat too.

That, and I'm rather busy renovating the room that will become my grandpa's. I keep telling everybody I'll have pictures up... but I still need to go through and organize 'em all first.

My latest picture was of my hands. They're covered in splotches of primer paint right now. :)

[mark414]

27. females

just about all of them.

for the record, i am 22.

[Fox Mulder]

28. A pulse.

[DarkTirade]

74. Y'know, some people are just TOO PICKY.

If you don't lose a few of those critera there you're never gonna find someone... :P

[KG]

30. Sugar Smack

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

34. Oh, HELL YEAH!

:loveya:

RL

[liberaltrucker]

38. If you must pry, frumpy blondes

It's a weakness, OK??

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

43. Not a bad weakness...

:hi:

RL

[liberaltrucker]

52. .......

:hi:

[Cabcere]

84. One frumpy blonde, checking in!

:P :hi:

[liberaltrucker]

96. Hi!

:P

[FloridaJudy]

39. Yum to the literary types

And other bohemians.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Mexican jumping beans.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

62. Hot

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

63. Caliente!

:P :hi:

[Perry Logan]

41. Sigourney Weaver with a flame thrower.

[RetroLounge]

44. Dude...

Kinda of a specialty niche there...

:hi:

RL

[edbermac]

46. Wonder Woman!

Tie me up and have your way with me! :loveya:

[DarkTirade]

50. Mmm... Lynda Carter...

*surreptitiously wipes away drool* O8)

[dj49770]

54. Foot massage

Giving a cute girl a foot massage.

"I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant something." --Vincent Vega

[sakabatou]

55. Mia, my gf

Oh, wait you mean types? Geeky people and anyone who's into anime.

[crim son]

56. People who are aware of, and care about, the people around them.

People with a sense of humor, people with CURIOSITY & who are always learning something new. Also, people with brown eyes. I can't help it! I like an overbite too. :7

[Writer]

57. Nothing can get me hotter than a truly brilliant mind. n/t

[RetroLounge]

108. ...

:9

:hi:

RL

[SarahB]

58. physically attractive geeks

[TimeChaser]

59. Attactive guys cosplaying pretty anime/game boys

(Okay, technically that's from the Bleach Myu, not cosplay, but same idea)

[KitchenWitch]

60. Slide Guitar

[Cabcere]

80. Seconded!

:loveya: Actually, pretty much any guitar playing is nice...most other instruments, too. :) For me, there is nothing hotter than a guy who's totally lost in his music (preferably playing, but listening works too). :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

95. It's not slide, but...

:hi:

RL

[Cabcere]

99. Are you trying to kill me, RL?

:P :blush: :loveya: That's...wow. I think it just got about 20 degrees warmer in here... :loveya: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

102. Sorry, don't want it to get too warm...

:hi: :hug: :loveya:



RL

[Cabcere]

104. Also very nice.

:loveya: You're one hell of a good-looking guy, RL - and the fact that you're a) liberal, b) a book-seller, c) a musician, and d) seem to be an all-around great person just adds to your attractiveness, IMO. :hug: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

105. Awww...

:blush:

RL

[From The Ashes]

61. or me it's...

smart, geeky, literary types. Like, oh say, Keith Olbermann. :loveya:

[Fire Walk With Me]

64. I'm afraid you may face some fevered competition for him, here on DU

:)

I am moved by different things in a woman, and usually there is a totality that grabs my attention. Quirky, good-hearted, abnormally smart, irreverent, witty, passionate about creativity and the arts, perceptive, intuitive, into silent communication, free, unselfconscious.

The ladies I've been with have all had some measure of variation of these traits, along with all of the other things that comprise an individual.

I want a woman who can suprise me in a good way, with depth and brilliance, who can engage my own passion about life.

Then again, I'm part geek. I'm sitting here measuring and selecting capacitors for an electronics project, as I browse DU. :shrug:

[tainted_chimp]

65. They're...

bohemian , irreverent, pervy.......a foodie, writer, reader, composer, gardener..... peculiar and brilliant, with beautiful hands & wicked humor.

[Heidi]

66. Kindness, intelligence and

wrists. :P

[XemaSab]

67. Smart, nerdy boys

who aren't afraid of the outdoors. :)

[MissMillie]

68. funny, witty liberals

[BarenakedLady]

69. Different things

Based just on looks alone: long, lean, scruffy, tattooed, slacker/blue collar types.

But beyond that I'm attracted to animal lovers, gamer geeks, computer nerds, book worms, writers, compassion, empathy, passion, and intelligence.

[Inchworm]

72. Darn! I was gonna answer in this thread "BNL"

I need to work on long and lean. I'm more lanky with a lump in the middle. Oh, no tats either. Drat! We died before the ship even sank. :rofl:

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

78. Hmm... maybe I should get a jump on those tattoos I've been meaning to get... :P

[kwassa]

70. I don't go for types

I actually got a lecture once from a woman for being so eclectic in the women that I dated, as they all looked so different from each other.

I'm a I-know-it-when-I-see-it kind of guy.

but they have to be smart, curious, educated.

[Solon]

71. Not a what, but a who...

and no, I'm NOT telling!

[LeftyMom]

73. compassionate, activist types, but they have to be vay-gun

Shocking, I know.

[Pierre.Suave]

75. For me

it is cuteness, an adorable smile, probably glasses, and most certainly intelligence, however she also has to be very gentle, kind, and sweet.

I think my ideal woman is probably my GF. I dont know about her, but she had me from the very beginning. She is everything I could ever want and I love her dearly.

[Beausoir]

76. Hot Olympic swimmers named Ian Thorpe> Ohhh god yeah.

[RetroLounge]

116. Very Specific...

:hi:

RL

[Beausoir]

120. His pants are happy, too!

[HEyHEY]

77. Turtlenecks

[graywarrior]

79. Not much these days.

I'm in a slump.

I always want to respond to your threads, tho. That's somethin'.

[RetroLounge]

82. Well, we can work on that...

:loveya:

RL

[graywarrior]

85. Are you talking about some sort of "stimulation?"

Bwahahahahahaha!
:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

88. See black & Decker thread in lounge for details...

:rofl:

RL

[graywarrior]

89. Jay-sus, dude!

:rofl:

[Critters2]

81. Sex. IIRC. nt

[RetroLounge]

83. IIRC?

If It's Real Crazy?

:D

RL

[Critters2]

86. If I recall correctly. nt

[sniffa]

87. feet

so if any non-COliberal wants to take/post some pics i won't object.

[RetroLounge]

90. Always glad to help...

:hi:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

98. Which ones?

[Inchworm]

123. I'll take the 2 middle ones

:hi:

[IronLionZion]

91. sweet, smart, sensible, sexy, with a big bubble butt and a sharp nose

and of course any woman who actually wants to get in my pants

[RetroLounge]

92. A wise list...

:hi:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

93. Geeks.

Although I could be persuaded by a fine display of volumes.

[RetroLounge]

94. Careful what you wish for...

RL

[Zookeeper]

97. Intelligent with a great sense of humor....

sweet and a slim body type (even if it's gone "to pot" a little). ;)

[Joey Liberal]

100. Big Breasted Irish Women

Just kidding. I like women with nice legs and a heart of gold.

[0007]

101. A few hundred of these make me giddy & squishy.

[Generic Brad]

106. A happy face sewn to the interior of my jeans

:) And no one else knows it's there.

[tandot]

107. red-haired, smart, sensitive, passionate, funny guys with freckles...

like my husband. There is not much he doesn't know or isn't interested in. It really turns me on when he talks about stuff I have no clue about. He has a Master's in Anthropology and watches Discovery Science...and understands what they are saying. Not only that, he is a football fanatic. You can ask him anything about any team, and he knows what is going on. And, he is a great cook and doesn't mind grocery shopping

...

and ... he is taken ... by me ... :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

109. Bookstore owners from Wisconsin

Especially if they can play guitar

[lizziegrace]

112. I'll second that!

:applause:

[RetroLounge]

115. ...

:hug:

RL

[RetroLounge]

114. Tart

:hi:

RL

[trof]

110. "If you're happy in your pants, clap your hands!"

If you're happy in your pants, clap your hands.
If you're happy in your pants,
And it makes you do that dance,
If you're happy in your pants, clap your hands.
:-)

[SPKrazy]

111. oh i'll try again

naughty pevvy types with big hearts, who are smart, funny, but mostly who are also liberals who love music.

[Unvanguard]

113. Intelligent, passionate leftists.

The more radical, the better.

My libido, like my music taste, makes the rest of me look like Ludwig von Mises.

[Taverner]

118. Intelligent, CONFIDENT and sexy

[lips]

119. Smiles and little ones like deez

[opiate69]

121. Kiana Tom.

[RetroLounge]

122. Ew. She looks all fake...

:shrug:

RL