Kim Kardashian says she posed for Playboy because "girls today need to see a normal body"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Kim Kardashian dares women to dream



http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/kim_kardashian_dares_woman_to_dream.php

Kim Kardashian says she posed nude for Playboy because she’s a role model. It wasn’t for the money or the attention. Nope, it was for the ladies out there who need someone to look up to. NY Daily News reports:

"I did it because I'm not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body," she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. "My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she's living vicariously through me a little bit."

Kim Kardashian does have a point. If girls out there can’t find an accurate portrayal of women in Playboy, where can they find one? Hats off to you, Kim Kardashian, for emboldening your fellow females to look at porn. Seriously, I’ve been trying for years, but you might actually be onto something. Although one time I was pretty close when I edited together “Dr. Boneherfine, M.D.” and “Grey’s Anatomy.” I think my date noticed something was off when Patrick Dempsey’s face was replaced with lesbian nurses. However, deep down, she seemed to enjoy it. She was even crying at one point. Most likely tears of joy. I mean, why else would she pepper spray me in the mouth then jump out a window? Women. They’re so cute when they’re happy.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. She's asstastic

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Sir Mix-A-Lot is delerious

[distantearlywarning]

12. How about Gilbert & Sullivan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4

[Yavin4]

3. Now, If I Followed Her Around That Grocery Store Staring At Her Ass, I Would Be In The Wrong

But come now, I'm just a man.

[Wapsie B]

4. She's definitely got the curves in all the right places.

Her video was only so-so however.

[distantearlywarning]

5. My husband was very excited about her pictorial.

He said, "Now THAT'S the kind of woman I want to see naked!"

He's not into the scrawny little things either. Is anybody besides conformist frat boys into scrawny little things? All the men I've ever known have liked a little "back" and some "front" too.

[HughBeaumont]

11. I like them ALL curvaceous.

I love size 10s and above. Thousands of Renaissance artists cannot be wrong.

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Bless your soul

says this skinny minny.

[Shine]

32. Well said

:applause:

[redqueen]

6. Emboldening females to look at porn?

What century was this guy born in?

:wtf:

[DS1]

7. The writers for these sites are some of the shallowest bastards you'll find on the Internet

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. The writer is facetious all the time

Pay him no mind.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. His whole schtick is thinly veiled sarcasm...

..."Hats off to you, Kim Kardashian, for emboldening your fellow females to look at porn" is basically his sarcastic riff on her "I did it because I'm not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body" comments.

:toast:

[mitchum]

21. Exactly...much like the great Jesus Martinez of drunkenstepfather.com...

however, Jesus' sarcasm is not thinly veiled at all

[HughBeaumont]

9. GAWD.

That's astounding on so many levels. Curvaceous butts = great.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Hells yeah.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. 'Normal'

Weather forecast for Hollyweird: Chartreuse skies, partly cotton-candy, occasional cow showers.

:eyes:

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. The entire Thirty-Mile Zone is envelopped

in a reality distortion field so powerful it can knock Steve Jobs' right out of commission.

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. I have googled and I have found

that she not only wants to show young girls a normal body (!), she also wants to show them how it works. In great detail.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

20. Kim follows the "Golden" rule.

I can only what future generations of Kardashians will say after witnessing great grandma's cinematic efforts.

:silly:

[Beausoir]

18. Her spread in Playboy is pretty lame. ZERO artisitc creativity. Fuzzy focus. Bland and boring.

Too bad because she looks like she has a nice bod....but I seeriously doubt it's real.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Apparently, she's been under the knife

Looks like she had a banana removed from the side of her face.

[quip]

23. And added elsewhere....

But I'm glad she's a role model for the "normal body"

:sarcasm:

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. What's wrong with the old version? Nothing that I can see.

I just don't like fake boobs.

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. I think she looks great in the 'before' shot

Well, except for the banana.

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. That was funny :)

[DarkTirade]

22. This thread is useless without pictures...

Somebody had to say it. :)

[Capn Sunshine]

29. ...

[DarkTirade]

31. ... I'll be in my bunk.

[Fox Mulder]

25. Where can I find pics of her?

:D

[AlCzervik]

27. did she have butt implants?

[madrchsod]

35. nope that`s all real

her sisters are the same way.....

[struggle4progress]

30. "Hey! I gotta project to help girls appreciate normal bodies! So lemme take some nekkid pics of ya!"

[MilesColtrane]

33. Spankable!

Is that even a word?

[Solon]

36. I believe the proper term is spankalicious...

then again, I could have just made that up.

[madrchsod]

34. that`s normal ?

course i watch the show....jenner and his wife are just plain scary looking. the coolest people on the show are the two little girls, they are a blast to watch.