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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:09 PM
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This thing is fast asleep in my lap, and does it ever stink!


Can't anything be done about atomic kitten farts?

BTW, this is Pips, he just came home three days ago, and his two older sisters are actually starting to warm to him.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:11 PM
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1. ME NO STINKY!
ME CUTE!!!

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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:13 PM
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2. That picture is just begging for a good LOLcatting.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:14 PM
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3. "Atomic Kitten Farts"
would be a good name for a rock band.

/Dave Barry :P
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:17 PM
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4. thankfully atomic kitten farts decrease as their little insides get accustomed
to solid food...but they sure are stinky things.

nuclear doggie farts are pretty bad, too

But that kitty is too cute to stink much
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:26 PM
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5. Yeah, he's awfully cute
We've had nothing but girl cats before, but this guy at the shelter picked us. He's a complete terrorist right now, his older sisters watch their walking routes very carefully right now.
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LoveMyCali Donating Member (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 01:25 AM
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7. For some reason boy kitties
just seem to smell worse. Maybe I'm a cat sexist but my female cat I had from the time she was a month old until almost 18 years NEVER smelled as bad as the boy I have now.

His litter box almost killed me when I first got him, thank goodness he's awfully handsome so I put up with his stinkiness.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:35 PM
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6. **Snarky comment withheld due to not wanting to get TS'ed**
:rofl:

Cute kitty!

:hug:
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yoyossarian Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:08 AM
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8. AWWW! CUTE LITTLE BABY!
What a cutie!

You're LUCKY compared to me; This thing sitting in MY lap smells like some
sort of hideous misbegotten miserable obscenity from beyond the stars:

SNIPPY LITTLE CHENEY-DOG SAYS: GRRRR!!! GRRROWWL!!! YIPE!

ARF ARF! BARKBARK! GO @%*%!# YOURSELF! ARGH! BLOOD! SNARF!

But it's so damn cute, I just can't put it down!

Oh jeez, it just crapped on me again... for like the millionth time...


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