Post here and I'll swear at you in Python

[Oeditpus Rex]

You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms.

:P

[Critters2]

1. No you won't. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Yes, I will (n.t)

[Critters2]

3. No you won't. nt

[quip]

6. Look, this isn't an argument n/t

[Critters2]

8. Yes it is. nt

[quip]

16. It's just contradiction n/t

[Critters2]

18. No it isn't. nt

[quip]

28. Look, you just contradicted me! n/t

[Critters2]

34. No I didn't. nt

[quip]

35. Oh, you did! n/t

[Critters2]

38. No, no, no! nt

[quip]

39. You did just then! n/t

[Critters2]

41. Nonsense! nt

[quip]

46. Oh, this is futile! n/t

[Critters2]

47. No it isn't. nt

[quip]

48. I came here for a good argument.

[Critters2]

49. No, you didn't. You came here for an argument. nt

[quip]

50. Well, an argument isn't just contradiction n/t

[Critters2]

62. It can be. nt

[quip]

69. No, it cahn't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Is this the right room

for a THREADJACKING?!?

:grr:

[quip]

53. Don't give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!

[Critters2]

63. I told you once. nt

[quip]

70. No, you haven't n/t

[Sugar Smack]

61. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[quip]

4. I fart in your general direction

You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Yes, depart a lot at this time

and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already.

:P

[quip]

17. You don't frighten me,

English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. What a strange person!

[quip]

26. I wave my private parts at your aunties,

you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. I think you meant

"You cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters."



Or were you just wingin' it? :D

[quip]

33. :-) Run away! Run away!

Bad script;-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. And now, remain gone

illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, daffy English k......niggets!

[quip]

40. Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

:silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. No

Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!









C'mon. That was too easy. Challenge me. :)

[quip]

71. God be praised! The deaths of many find knights have this day been avenged.

[krispos42]

5. Okay, you mallow-dressed pervert!!! n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Mallow-dressed?

Are you perchance endeavoring to say "malodorous," so-called krispos42, who has the brain of a duck, you know? :shrug:

[krispos42]

9. When I can't spell'em....

I type'em as I hear'em :-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Ah

Well, then, it's "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERvert!"



:hi:









Stupid git. :P

[krispos42]

15. Oh. come'on

you know he pronounded it "mallow-dressed"... at least in the version that I have at home!

:-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. It's more like

"mal-OHdruss."

At least in the original. I can't hear the stage version in my head that specifically, but I do know in "Live at the Hollywood Bowl," he (Chapman) ran through "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke!" as if he were reading it from a cue card.

[quip]

13. Hear this you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

:-)

[lildreamer316]

27. ROTFLMAO!!

Oh, I can't breathe...

[Perry Logan]

55. That's MALODOROUS PERVERT, sir!

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Promise?

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. SILENCE, foul temptress!

I was saving that one in case you showed up. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. teehee

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Have at it!

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Yes, well

that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist.

:P

[SeattleGirl]

24. .....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. There's more to that one

But it's nastier, so I'm savin' it. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Yes, my delicate sensitivities must be spared.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Nah, piss on that

I'm savin' it for someone I like less than you. :)

[SeattleGirl]

32. Does that mean you kinda LIKE me?

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Well...

Enough that I don't wanna call you "excrement," anyway. :)

[hisownpetard]

43. All right, kids, time for bed. nt

[bridgit]

44. Is it your intention to fart in my general direction?

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

45. OK! Have it!

Kinda doubt it....

But I'm game if you are...

:hi:

[6000eliot]

52. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Always up for a good French taunting!

[billyskank]

54. But did you know it's also possible to write programs in Python?

True blue. :hi:

[Perry Logan]

56. Oh great. Now I have to put a bag over my head.

[Oeditpus Rex]

66. And did those feet in ancient times...

[Ellen Forradalom]

57. Sure, swear at me in Python

and I'll answer in Perl.

[Tyler Durden]

58. WELL. That's the kind of blinkard, phillistine pig-ignorance...

...I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.

There you sit on your loathsome, spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's CUSS for the struggling artist, you EXCREMENT.

You WHINING, HYPOCRITICAL TOADIES, with your "TONY JACKLIN" GOLFCLUBS, and your BLEEDING MASONIC SECRET HANDSHAKES-YOU WOULDN'T LET ME JOIN WOULD YOU, YOU BLACKBALLING BASTARDS???

WHY I WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY, STINKING KNEES, AND BEGGED ME!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

64. Very good, sergeant major

Yes, excellent!

[quip]

68. Well, we're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a block of flats

Nice though the abattoir is. :hi:

[DarkTirade]

59. If you do, I will be forced to slap you with a fish.

And then set a gang of grannies and no left turn signs upon you.

[Oeditpus Rex]

65. Right, right, stop it!

This thread's got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly. This man's hair is too long for a vicar too. These signs are pretty badly made.







Right, now for a complete change of mood.







Ta ta, sailor!

[edbermac]

60. Wait until Biggus Dickus hears about this thwead

[alfredo]

67. What, aren't you smart enough to do it in PERL?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

72. Have you any lupins?

yes we have them in Texas; they're called bluebonnets.

Lupinus texensis is the official name.