"Hasselhoffing": a definition

[Phillycat]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hasselhoffing&i=1

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

"Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!"

[Dr. Strange]

1. This sounds like a job for...

Hasselcrotch

[MrCoffee]

2. can't. stop. laughing.

sides. hurting.

cramps. starting.

tears. streaming. down. face.

[dropkickpa]

3. Here's some choice images

I just happen to have in my photobucket acct.

[Phillycat]

4. The one with the pugs is so disturbing on so many levels.

I've seen it before, and it just never wears off, the horror, the horror!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Hmmm. Yes, you just "happen to collect them."

;) ;) ;)

[dropkickpa]

8. I admit it

I have an unhealthy fascination with all things Hoff. Wanna see all my youtube links?

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Thanks, but I already have one degree of separation with the Hoff!

;)

[MrCoffee]

7. you "just happen to have" 13 (!!!) pictures of the Hoff lying around?

:wow:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. WHAT??? Not ONE picture of KITT????

Jeez! :puke:

[dropkickpa]

12. Pssst

Hoff and Gary Coleman are standing in front of KITT.

[Deja Q]

15. Wow, look at the hubcaps on that car!

:D

[billyskank]

5. It's the new baggy pantsing.

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/B/baggy-pantsing.html

[Chovexani]

10. We papered one of the supervisors' actual DESKS with the Hoff

After he had the misfortune to typo "hassle" in an email as "hassel".

Being the good co-workers we are, we did what needed to be done: printed out a whole bunch of Hoff pics and taped them to his desk. :rofl:

[JVS]

13. Shouldn't the picture involve a burger being eaten on a restroom floor?

[Cabcere]

14. I did that to my brother once

except I used a picture of John Cleese lounging on top of an announcer's desk in a pink bikini (from "And Now For Something Completely Different"). :evilgrin:

The best part? My brother had previously had a new picture of some "awesome" 18-wheeler as his desktop background, and when his friends came over he wanted to show it to them...they all got a surprise. :evilgrin: :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

16. Oh, that's what Hasselhoffing means? I thought it meant being so drunk that you have to eat

off the floor, with stuff hanging all over the place and ketchup on your cheeks...

[Generic Brad]

17. I agree. This thread needs cheeseburgers.

[hisownpetard]

18. I think we just need burgers - we already have enough cheese.

[Generic Brad]

19. Here's the money shot

Hasselhoff and the burger.

[hisownpetard]

20. That's it! Doesn't get any better than that. Makes me want to vomit, immediately.

[Generic Brad]

21. It's having the opposite effect on me

I'm craving an In 'N Out burger with a fifth of scotch and an 18 pack of Budweiser.

[hisownpetard]

23. Sick! (And I mean that not in a good way).

[Robeson]

22. Heidi once explained to me the appeal this guy has in....

...Germany, as per Call Me Wesley. I still don't get the appeal.