LaraMN
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:33 PM
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What do I have to do to make you hate me? |
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I have fifteen minutes, a half-thawed slab of salmon, and a tourniquet.
GO!
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:33 PM
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:36 PM
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Butt that billyskank is a different story.........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:37 PM
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I've heard all about him.
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LaraMN
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:38 PM
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7. That's because you are a benevolent entity. |
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I'd probably cry if you got really mad at me, and feel a twinge of unease every time I saw anyone with a cute bald head.
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:34 PM
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but even then I probably would still like you...
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LaraMN
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:39 PM
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You don't have to worry about that happening!
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:35 PM
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that's one hell of a dowry.
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LaraMN
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:39 PM
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9. There's part of a dead squirrel out by my garage... |
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:42 PM
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Red, brown or gray? :shrug:
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LaraMN
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:43 PM
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12. Well, parts of it are red as a result of guts and stuff... |
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:46 PM
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You offer a dowry and dinner, plus cabaret with the hip thing.
I still don't get it. Where's the down side? :shrug:
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:37 PM
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5. More threads like this would probably move me in that direction. |
LaraMN
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:40 PM
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10. My next effort will be titled: |
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"what aspect of me is more frustratingly perfect to you?"
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Then I will slit my own throat.
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Tue Nov-20-07 07:51 AM
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20. Actually, I thought this one was called that. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:46 PM
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13. you would probably have to |
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get me naked, whisper sweet nothings into my ear, change into something with both leather and lace, tickle me softly with a feather, blindfold me and...
sneak out of the room x(
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:46 PM
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14. Feeling nostalgic about your honeymoon, eh? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:47 PM
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Mrs Matcom didn't bring a feather :cry:
:rofl:
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:52 PM
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16. Stop posting pics of the Little MNs. |
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Although I would probably just send you republican literature in the mail instead of resorting to hating you.
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:57 PM
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17. If you do that, I will: |
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Mon Nov-19-07 05:02 PM
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18. Well you could, um, no, wait. How about.... Nah, that wouldn't work either. |
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Sorry, can't think of anything.
:P
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:04 PM
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19. Maybe if it was a herring... hmm... |
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Tue Nov-20-07 08:13 AM
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21. You are far too hilarious |
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Edited on Tue Nov-20-07 08:13 AM by BarenakedLady
for me to ever hate you.
:)
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