I got my ass kicked for tackling at communion yesterday...

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So there's this church lady who always smiles in church like it's she's in love with all of us in the House of God, but when she gets into the parking lot, it's HONK HONK HONK get out of my way, and the rest of the week she's bossing everyone around like Attila the Honey. Passive-aggressive to the max.

So last Sunday, I just can't stands it no more, and tackle the twerp as she's taking communion.

What? What's so bad? She had it coming. Calm down, everyone.

Apologies to mreilly:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7153129

[MrCoffee]

1. did you get penalized for crack-back blocking at the altar?

if not, the priest is blind.

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2. No referee in the world would have faulted my moves.

[MrCoffee]

3. i hope you ended the service with a Hail Mary

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4. I was praying as I leapt through the air onto her.

Church ladies are crunchy.