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Mon Nov-19-07 06:35 PM
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Signs that a first date is going to be bad... |
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Example: The first words out of his mouth are. "I probably should've told you this before, but..."
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:37 PM
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1. "Don't mind that, it's healing nicely." |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:39 PM
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:39 PM
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3. The guy pees in public |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:40 PM
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4. The girl pees in public |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:49 PM
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:40 PM
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6. She keeps talking about her ex |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:41 PM
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Yeah, I've gotta stop doing that! nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:40 PM
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7. "hang on, it's my husband/wife on the phone" |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:42 PM
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12. That's a deal-breaker, right there. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-19-07 06:43 PM by hisownpetard
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:49 PM
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23. Well, you would think, yes... |
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But I'm pretty flexible :D
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:55 PM
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:41 PM
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8. "I have this funny little itch down..." |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:44 PM
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14. That's a great way to get rid of someone who likes you, but you don't like them back. |
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Start to scratch and just say, "Damn critters..."
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:41 PM
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9. You also meet their probation officer. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:42 PM
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11. They show up with their probation officer. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:45 PM
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16. Are you and Peake co-ordinating your answers? nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:49 PM
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21. He was posting the correct version. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-19-07 06:51 PM by Peake
Edit: Or taking me to task for trying to one-up taterguy's post.
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Tue Nov-20-07 12:39 AM
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79. They're married to their probation officer. nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:41 PM
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10. "don't you think George Bush is the bestest president ever?" |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:46 PM
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17. I've dated my share of losers, but have never dated a Republican. And never will. nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:48 PM
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20. i blind-dated a couple...bad times, let me tell you |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:50 PM
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25. You blind-dated a couple? So, it was a threesome? nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:52 PM
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26. how dare you take my perfectly innocent post and perv it up! |
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that's my job!
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which isn't to say that i'd turn down a repug threeway.
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:53 PM
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27. Hahahaa - you, Anne Coulter and Pat Buchanan? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:55 PM
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29. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! |
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how did you know about my dream last night?
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:56 PM
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30. Oh God, I don't feel well... |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:44 PM
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Best rejection line I ever got.
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Turned out, she was BSing me. Live and learn.
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:45 PM
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15. She reaches over and locks the car door . |
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and you're not in the car
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:48 PM
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19. Yeah. Kind of hard not to take that personally! nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:57 PM
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31. "The CDC said I shouldn't, but I think I am fine." |
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:00 PM
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33. Tell her you'll bring the wine if she brings the lab report... |
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Mon Nov-19-07 06:58 PM
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32. the cell phone is put out on the table |
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and will be used many times during dinner
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:02 PM
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34. Do people do that? I'd smack the thing to the floor! |
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:06 PM
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35. "But enough about me, what do you think of me?" |
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:12 PM
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36. After 8 consecutive sentences beginning with the pronoun "I," the offended party |
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:21 PM
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38. The I's have had it law? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:58 PM
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39. Yes! Also known to some as the "Ay, ay, ay" amendment. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 07:17 PM
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37. He's my ex from high school? |
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:hide: :spank: Yes, I'm a terrible person. :P
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Mon Nov-19-07 08:00 PM
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40. And he's still wearing the same sweater vest? Yeah, bad date. nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 08:41 PM
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41. If you're asked to sign a non-disclosure agreement before you head inside the restaurant. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:16 PM
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42. That definitely would qualify. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:24 PM
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43. ... that might be a sign of a bad date, but it's also probably a sign of an INTERESTING date too. |
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I might stick around for that one just out of curiosity. :)
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:30 PM
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44. If nothing else, at least it would make a good war story. nt |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:37 PM
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45. ... except that you signed the non-disclosure agreement so you can't tell the story. :( |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:48 PM
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48. Aha! Look closely and you will see that I signed it as...George Washington!!!! |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:51 PM
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49. Brilliant! Now your blind date has been hoist by their own... um... hmm. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:54 PM
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52. Yeah, that...thing. (Worst screen-name I could've chosen. Unchangeable!) |
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55. Well then, by choosing that screenname you were... umm... hmm... :P |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:45 PM
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46. He's wearing a mock turtleneck sweater that zips up the back. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:51 PM
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50. OK, this is getting a little too creepy now, ya know? Now, cut it out! |
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And welcome to DU!! :applause: :hi:
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:46 PM
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47. Can you come over here? I can't be more than 100' from my house. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:52 PM
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51. And he wants me to bring the pizza? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:21 PM
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60. And she hasn't even smelled your breath yet... |
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Mon Nov-19-07 09:59 PM
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54. "Do you mind if my parents come along?" |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:22 PM
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61. Not a good sign. Not at all. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:02 PM
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56. She performs an elaborate "purification ritual" involving the use of human blood. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:23 PM
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62. Hers, yours, or otherwise? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:05 PM
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57. "You don't have an aversion to Needles, do you ?? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:23 PM
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63. Is he an anesthesiologist? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:08 PM
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58. One of the date's parents accompanies him/her all night. |
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First words, "Hey, you look just like one of the Duras sisters." (Obscure Star Trek geek ref)
"Are you double jointed?"
"Are you up for Polynesian-Danish cuisine?"
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:34 PM
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66. No. It's a bad date, remember? n/t |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:43 PM
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67. Oh, great. First date, and already I have 3 new dependents. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:46 PM
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68. The Duras sisters were kind of butterfaces... |
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but I've been single long enough that I'd probably go for it...
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:57 PM
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69. Planning to initiate a mating ritual? Make sure to bring a first aid kit. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 11:07 PM
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70. I was thinking of bringing a bat'leh, but that works too. :P |
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:11 PM
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"Hi, I"m Mike S***** and I'm a lawyer from Houston."
RUN, LADIES, RUN!
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Mon Nov-19-07 10:32 PM
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65. You order hossenfeffer and its served as a whole carcass, head & all. |
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She tells you she's a vegetarian.
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Mon Nov-19-07 11:28 PM
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71. Serves you right for not asking her what she'd like before ordering! Bad date, for sure. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 11:52 PM
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72. That's what I got for me. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-19-07 11:55 PM by baldguy
Along with a bottle of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo. She got some sort of pasta - which she didn't eat.
She did drink the wine though...
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:21 AM
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83. Oh - did that really happen? Are you a hossenpfeffer type of guy? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 11:53 PM
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73. *ring ring*..."Hold on. That's my husband..." |
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:22 AM
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84. Covered that one, a bit upthread. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 11:58 PM
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74. I've got another one. |
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You go to meet her parents, and - as a joke - her dad pulls out a shotgun & points it at her moms head.
Laughs all around.
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:23 AM
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86. No problem, as long as he didn't point it at yours. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 11:58 PM
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75. She offers you sweet tea |
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while she finishes doing the laundry, and Chris Hansen walks out from behind a curtain.
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Tue Nov-20-07 12:07 AM
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77. Why don'tcha have a seat right over there? |
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Edited on Tue Nov-20-07 12:07 AM by Blue-Jay
Go ahead, have a seat.
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:23 AM
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85. God, I hate hearing that. |
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:46 AM
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91. I hate that girl, anyway. She's never ready on time, is always doing her damned wash and |
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never serves anything but sweet tea, some stale cookies, and Chris Hansen.
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I'm driving 4 hours to get there! Get the laundry done and bake some cupcakes, dammit!
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94. OMG - I just lost it!!!!!!! Too much! |
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:25 AM
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87. Now THAT's a bad date. Even if you hit the floor running, you're still gonna be a tv star! |
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Tue Nov-20-07 12:06 AM
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76. When she or he keeps calling their therapist for advice on the ongoing dinner conversation. nm |
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Tue Nov-20-07 12:38 AM
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78. He didn't go to Jared... |
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Tue Nov-20-07 12:55 AM
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80. "I forgot my wallet. Can you loan me the money for |
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Tue Nov-20-07 03:42 AM
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95. Yup - I had that date, too! |
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The kids will wait in the car.
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1. He shows up in a dirty t-shirt and cutoffs and excuses himself after 15 minutes because he has an important intramural volleyball game.
2. The first words out of his mouth are, "Does it bother you that my daughter is a lesbian?" The rest of his conversation is equally out of nowhere.
3. He shows up at your front door, and his first words are, "You'll have to be patient with me because I'm a little bit drunk."
4. He orders three Manhattans before dinner. After dinner, he is offended because I'd rather take the bus home than drive with him.
5. On the way from the parking lot to the restaurant, he crosses the street to avoid a group of random black people who are waiting for the light rail.
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:29 AM
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88. Please tell me these didn't all happen to you, brave soul! |
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:26 PM
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100. They did indeed, and they made me wary about answering personals ads |
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:35 PM
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101. Jeez, I don't blame you. |
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:30 AM
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89. Wow...LL...your losers sure beat my losers..... |
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I once went out to dinner with a guy and we sat in the restaurant so long and he ordered such a small amount of food that when we left I was more hungry than when we'd arrived. (Don't ask me why I was so passive about this....it was the very early '70s, I think, before I was in full feminist mode).
Then there was the guy (a REAL cheapskate) who drove who-knows-how-many miles out of his way to avoid paying the (then) $.75 toll on the Throgs Neck Bridge (in NY).
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO glad all of that crap is in the past!
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:43 AM
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90. How about a first date for "dinner and a movie." Turns out KFC was closed, and |
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the XXXXVideoStore he pulled up in front of was out of business. And so was my date, in short order.
True story.
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Tue Nov-20-07 02:03 PM
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102. Wow. Sounds like you've some absolute winners. |
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Tue Nov-20-07 03:50 PM
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but life in the twin cities is interesting, isnt it?
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Tue Nov-20-07 05:57 PM
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107. Most of those incidents took place in Portland |
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One took place in New Haven, Connecticut when I was a graduate student.
Only one took place in the Twin Cities.
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Tue Nov-20-07 01:51 AM
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92. Handcuffs in plain view on the dashboard |
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or a visible .44 nagnum barrel sticking out from under the drivers seat.
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Tue Nov-20-07 03:44 AM
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96. Not to mention the shovel, garbage bag and duct tape he asks you to hold |
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Tue Nov-20-07 04:15 AM
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97. and he's wearing gloves- the plastic surgical kind |
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oops, one too many slasher flicks
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Tue Nov-20-07 09:12 AM
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98. They have a current boyfriend they don't tell you about until later |
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I've had three different dates over a couple of years where the ladies involved had boyfriends that I didn't know about. One was trying to make an inattentive boyfriend jealous, the other two were more exploratory in nature.
Simple dishonesty.
Many, many years ago.
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99. Mm, sounds like a good start to a non-relationship. |
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Tue Nov-20-07 03:22 PM
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103. "I like to have sex on the first date" |
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"that way I can tell if I am going to feel anything for you"
bad date... Good lay tho...:)
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Tue Nov-20-07 04:44 PM
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105. "Friday? OK. I should be done giving birth by then." |
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Tue Nov-20-07 04:46 PM
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106. Her ex works at the place she asked to go to. |
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And it turns out she's determined to put on a SHOW, no matter how X rated it gets. Happened.
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