A popular WW2 ditty. Here we go....

[Spiffarino]

Sung to that whistled tune from "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Hitler
Has only got one ball

Goring
Has two but very small

Himmler
Has something sim'lar

And Joseph Goebbels
Has no balls
At all


That is all. Carry on, DU.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. The Colonel Bogey March. n/t

[Spiffarino]

3. Really?

I didn't know the name, honestly. That's the only thing I could come up with that worked.

So...you got any ditties that fit the genre?

[deucemagnet]

2. I don't know the tune from "Bridge on the River Kwai"

But the tune from YMCA seems to work. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. It's the same as

Comet
You make my mouth turn green
Comet
You taste like gas-o-leeen
Comet
You make me vomit
So get some Comet
And vomit
Todaaayyyy

[MaryBear]

7. Excuse me.

:puke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. What?

You were never in third grade? :D

[Guaranteed]

5. I like England's chants when they play Germany:

If you won the war, stand up...

[TheMightyFavog]

10. The ones for Argentina are better:

"Where's your navy? At the bottom of the sea!"

[Aristus]

11. Damn! And people get on our case for the incessant chants of

"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"

:eyes:

[tjwmason]

13. Our football fans do have a reputation

for combining xenophobia with a small modicum of poetry.

[lildreamer316]

6. I LOVE it! But it needs a rework for today.

I'm going to work on that..

[liberaltrucker]

9. And GWB has mom's titty

nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. my grandma sings that from time to time.

yeah she rocks