i'm so jealous of LeftyMom i could hurl

[MrCoffee]

A quote from LeftyMom:

"complete disrespect for human life is part of my Radical Vegan Animal Rights Whacko agenda"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7156101#7156144

She gets to have complete disrespect for human life as part and parcel of her agenda. i'm so jealous. i need an agenda. i'm just not cool without one.

[LeftyMom]

1. The Gay Agenda is still hiring. You get to destroy marriage and design tasteful living spaces. nt

[MrCoffee]

3. i've got the design thing down cold, but MrsCoffee would have something to say about the other part

[Solon]

11. You could be a honorary member of the Gay Agenda...

The only problem is that the gifts suck, instead of a toaster, you get a hot plate, its just not as cool.

[flvegan]

2. Are there any agendas that sound interesting to you?

You need to have one that you like.

[MrCoffee]

4. considering the whole "complete disrespect for human life" thing

the Radical Hippie whatever it was agenda thingy sounded tempting.

[flvegan]

7. The Radical Vegan Animal Rights Whacko Agenda always has room for one more.

C'mon...first one is free...

*wrings hands*

[redqueen]

5. I'm anti-agenda.

That's how cool I am.

[MrCoffee]

8. well, obviously

but then the complete disrespect for human life isn't political, it's just a hobby.

[Phillycat]

6. You could have nihlism. At least it's an ethos.

[MrCoffee]

9. who's the fucking nihilist here?

what are you, a bunch of FUCKING CRYBABIES?

[Phillycat]

10. You fuckin' asshole!

Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

[MrCoffee]

13. i don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, i need my fucking johnson!

[Phillycat]

15. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

It really tied the room together... :cry:

[MrCoffee]

16. i would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.

i fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Nobody fucks with the jesus!


(too far?)

[Phillycat]

19. 8 year olds, Dude.

8 year olds.

(What is this "too far" of which you speak? We don't do "too far" here.)

[MrCoffee]

20. did you ever hear of the "seattle seven"?

that was me and six other guys.

[Phillycat]

21. Phone's ringin', Dude.

THANK YOU DONNY.

(I might be out of quotes).

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Office Depot has a nice selection

http://www.officedepot.com/storeFront.do?N=300380+100000&cm_mmc=Google-_-Brand_Campaign_USA_Search-_-Calendars_Planners-_-CalendarsDayPlanners

[MrCoffee]

14. do i have to pencil in my complete disrespect for human life, or do they have pre-printed pages?

i don't really want to have to work at it, you know.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. They may have a "Complete Disrespect For Human Life For 2008" filler

[MrCoffee]

18. that's a stocking stuffer if i ever heard of one.