Any male Lounger angling to become Lounge Emperor should probably dress like this:

[Aristus]

The trowel is an optional accessory, but the candelabrum is a must. B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Aristus!

Oooh, sweetie!

You look um...yummy! Er...I mean....good enough to.....oh, damn it, I can't say it...:blush: :9




:rofl: :rofl:

[Aristus]

2. Thanks, CalPeg.

:blush:

But you were supposed to say: "For the love of God, Montresor!"

B-)

[DarkTirade]

3. I would expect a Lounge emperor to end up wearing something like this...

[Haole Girl]

4. That's an awesome pic!

Have you ever been to Stratford upon Avon, btw? You'd love it! :hi:

[Aristus]

10. No. Can you believe it? As huge a Shakespeare fan as I am, and having

been to England twice, I've never been to Stratford. Someday, though. My wife's also a Shakespeare fan, and wants to go, too.

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. The trowel must have bricks set at the Emporor's feet by his throne

For the trowel is useless unless there are bricks and a throne found only in the catacombs




Now...if you would just go down this passageway, dear Fortunato!

[Ptah]

6. .

[flvegan]

7. Anything more or less than a toga is pure blasphemy.

Toga and a Red Sox baseball cap.

[LeftyMom]

8. I'm thinking a kilt.

A guy who can successfully rock a kilt probably has my support, 'cause that's hot.

[billyskank]

9. I think that might suit me.

[Deja Q]

11. I've an outfit like that!

[KitchenWitch]

12. As Lounge Empress, I require tight leather pants!

[Aristus]

13. Your reply is useless without pics.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Um...Do not type man in tight leather pants into google without safesearch on!

:blush:

Just sayin'

[Aristus]

15. Okay, I was thinking 'Empress in tight leather pants'.

Should have been more specific. My bad. B-)

[RetroLounge]

19. Your wish is my command

RL

[Aristus]

20. Oh Retro...

You promised that pic was "just for us"...





Get someone else to help you watch the sheep from now on... :grr:

[RetroLounge]

22. The "Just For Us" was the shot from the front...

:loveya:

RL

[KitchenWitch]

24. You win!

:9

[lizziegrace]

16. Wow...

:wow:

:)

[Aristus]

18. You don't have to flatter me; I'm not the Emperor.

Just his fashion coordinator. ;-)

[lizziegrace]

21. I don't flatter for the sake of flattering. ;-)

:wow:


:)

[SOteric]

17. And assless leather chaps.

[RetroLounge]

23. Chaps, by definition, ARE assless...

That being said. i concur...

:hi:

RL

[sasquatch]

25. I already am the emperor!

:D

[SPKrazy]

26. no no no

kitchen witch is

[sasquatch]

28. She's the Emperess, I'm the Emperor

[SPKrazy]

30. no, we had an ELECTION

you were on the ballot

YOU DIDN'T WIN

she did

:rofl:

get over it

no Diebold here

no hanging chads

just a clear mandate

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:P

[sasquatch]

32. You dink I became the emperor after the Lounge Navy overthrew your-

tyrrany and placed me in charge.
:P

[SPKrazy]

33. no that's your fantasy

i resigned and became the lounge singer

then we had an election yesterday

and

YOU LOST!!!!!!!!



:rofl:

[triguy46]

27. "You? Impossible! A mason?" ("For the love of God, Montressor!!")

The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could; but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge.

[Aristus]

29. The opening lines of the play. That pic was a publicity still.

The accomapanying music was the opening notes of Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor. Very gothic...

[BarenakedLady]

31. You have such a large

candelabra!

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

34. I get that a lot.

B-)

I love lighting the ladies up, but then the wax melts and drips...

[BarenakedLady]

35. Oh my

*fans self*

:D

[CatWoman]

36. you're so cute

:hi:

:loveya:

[Aristus]

37. Back at ya, babe!

:loveya: