MonkeyFunk
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Mon Nov-26-07 03:13 AM
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My dog is 83% less stinky today! |
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He got a bath. Wetting him brought out some of the latent skunk that struck him a few weeks ago, but for the most part, he's soft and smells like sheets right out of the dryer.
All right, he smells like a dog who's had a bath. But still...
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Mon Nov-26-07 03:26 AM
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1. 17% stinky sounds like |
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what I would hope for in a relationship.
With a human, that is.
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MonkeyFunk
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Mon Nov-26-07 03:57 AM
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2. You really should set your sights higher. |
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Mon Nov-26-07 03:59 AM
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3. have you ever met a human that wasn't |
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at least 17% stinky? I would be thrilled.
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MonkeyFunk
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Mon Nov-26-07 04:00 AM
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4. Are you very very short? |
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Mon Nov-26-07 04:01 AM
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on mental attributes, physical structure, or emotional dexterity?
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Mon Nov-26-07 04:19 AM
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elevators smell different to midgets.
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Mon Nov-26-07 04:21 AM
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7. you are definitely funny, but |
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we must get back to the original theme of this thread.
dogs that stink 83% less. That's amazing.
I have only one question.
What's a dog?
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Mon Nov-26-07 04:29 AM
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only stinkier. And poopier. And bigger.
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