What is the best present you've ever given anyone while sleeping?

[Orrex]

Inquiring minds want to know!

[fizzgig]

1. it would get this thread locked

;)

[Orrex]

2. You gave medical advice while sleeping?

Impressive!

[fizzgig]

3. why yes i did

i am simply that awesome

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. About ED?

:hide:

[fizzgig]

6. in a way

:evilgrin:

[swag]

5. Thee felchlode.

[Diamond Dave]

7. Our son, Foestus.

[Contrary1]

8. Ok...who's the sleeper and who's the sleepee?

The husband says I hum while asleep. Would that be referred to as a "hummer"?

To save you the time: :spank:

[Lil Missy]

9. I was dreaming that she was falling off a cliff, and grabbed her and pulled her hard against me

I was dreaming and unaware of what I was doing. But it woke her up and she asked me what the hell I was doing. I just mumbled something about her falling off a cliff and I was trying to pull her back.

She knew I was incoherent and dreaming, and just made me scoot over and went back to sleep. When she mentioned it the next day I did vaguely remember it, and had many a chuckle over it.

On the other side of the coin, one time I cut such a terrible fart in my sleep that it woke her up and she could barely breathe. LOL! She still insists I was trying to kill her with the toxic fumes. LOL!

[LeftyMom]

10. milk. nt

[Orsino]

11. Walking all the dogs while my wife sleeps late.

This usually only happens on Sunday, but I get appreciated for it.