Name a celebrity buttervoice....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I.e. a celebrity (it could be male or female) who is physically attractive but has a terrible voice which you just wish God had made her or him a mute.

I'll start with the obvious:



Fran Drescher, a.k.a. The Nanny

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Bump

Anybody? Anybody? Buehller?

(And no, Ben Stein is not a buttervoice)

[BlueIris]

2. Rachel Ray, Tucker Carlson, and Nancy Grace all have godawful voices.

They also have odious personalities, of course, but it's actually their voices I hate the most.

[DS1]

3. Amy Fisher

she's a 'celebrity' and her Long Island orgasm noises are the most ear-grinding noises you'll ever hear.

aaauuuwww aaaauuuuww yieaahhhaa


:hide:

[PassingFair]

4. I'm sorry, but I can't STAND...

Stephanie Miller.

I pop in a tape while she's on in the am if I'm driving....

She's worse than "Limbaugh-ish" inflections of Ed Schultz.

The rest of them I LIVE for....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Then of course, there's Rita Cosby

She seems so harmless from that photo. You would never guess her voice sounds like a German Shepard with a cold.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

7. Seconded....

Cute pic but I don't know how she's made it into prime time with those pipes. She should move to print journalism, IMHO.

[opiate69]

6. Joey Lauren Adams.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Kristin Chenoweth from that "Pushing Daisies" show

She's cute, but sounds like a Munchin.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. And I'll add Mindy Kaling from The Office....

Who I've always found strangely attractive in a somewhat unconventional way, but she does sound like she's been sucking on a helium balloon.

[kay1864]

10. Lacey Chabert in "Lost in Space"

I suffered through this movie ONE time on HBO. Joey Tribbiani on a spaceship. William Hurt, what were you doing in this piece o' crap? But I digress.

Lacey Chabert has this EXTREMELY annoying Val-girl voice throughout, including her repeated self-recordings (see below).

Sadly, this was pre-TiVo so I couldn't fast-forward through her scenes. But I did hit the Mute button every time she spoke.

I haven't seen her in anything else--to this day I cringe in terror at being exposed to That Voice ever again.

:scared:

[Raffi Ella]

11. David Beckam

[Z_I_Peevey]

12. This really stretches the definition of 'celebrity,'

as well as 'physically attractive,' but I find I must fast-forward through any Olbermann segments that feature the dulcet tones of Craig Crawford.

What an unfortunate voice.