It's not that the country store has deer heads on the wall.

[supernova]

Nosirreee Bob. It's not the 10 pt Buck Head on the wall. It's not the 5lb Bass, either where I get gas and lottery tickets. Cigs and beer if you want them too.

It's not that I've known the owners my whole life. Or that the fishing tackle aisle is bigger than the candy aisle.

It's the pic of the grandbaby behind the counter above the cash register. The grandbaby in HUNTING CAMO!

:wtf:

"Granddaddy's Little Hunting Buddy"

Ah, country life!

:rofl: :D

[truedelphi]

1. I've been living this country life for two years now

My big regret is that I didn't make this move five or ten years ago.

I am so amazed by it.

A young kid with a Gothed up car skids out and lands in a ditch. I pull over to help out - within five minutes four others have joined me.

This means only one car went by and didn't offer help in those five minutes!

[XemaSab]

2. Cabella's sells camo clothes for toddlers

Like, isn't that the LAST thing you want? Your toddler to be totally unfindable? :shrug:

[Robb]

3. Baby Jesus, swaddled in RealTree

...It's Christmas where I live, too. :rofl:

[trof]

4. And that's what I like about the South...

Won't you come with me to Alabamy
Let's go see my dear old Mammy
She's fryin' eggs and boiling hammy
That's what I like about the South

Now there you can make no mistakey
Where those nerves are never shaky
Ought to taste her layer cakey
That's what I like about the South

She's got baked ribs and candied yams
Those sugar-cured Virginia hams
Basement full of those berry jams
An' that's what I like about the South

Hot corn bread, black-eyed peas
You can eat as much as you please
'Cause it's never out of season
That's what I like about the South
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