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Sat Dec-01-07 01:49 AM
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Is this one of the most insane tv clips of all time or what? Larry King and Wayne Newton? |
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Sat Dec-01-07 06:49 AM
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Edited on Sat Dec-01-07 06:49 AM by CreekDog
they are way too easy to make fun of.
"This is Larry King, on tonight's show we have Manuel Noriega and Catherine Deneuve"
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Sat Dec-01-07 07:05 AM
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2. If Wayne Newton gets one more facelift... |
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he'll have a penis sticking out of his neck.
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Sat Dec-01-07 09:14 AM
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3. This is the real Wayne! |
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Sat Dec-01-07 09:18 AM
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4. Not Bill O'Reilly and ALF?! |
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Sat Dec-01-07 09:18 AM
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5. That looks like a couple of handbags talking to each other |
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:41 AM
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6. For Wayne Newton to call Johnny Carson "mean-spirited"... |
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is a fucking joke. It's like hearing the Shrub refer to other countries' leaders as "dictators". On the other hand, to imply that Wayne Newton is gay is to cast a grievous insult at gay people everywhere, so bad on Carson for that.
Fuck you, Wayne. I have news for you: Forty years, countless plastic surgery procedures, and the throttling of a talk show host later, you STILL sing like a girl. Actually, that's not right, and I apologize. MOST WOMEN SING BETTER THAN YOU DO. Miley Fucking Cyrus sings better than you do.
What a dildo. He states that Johnny Carson spread rumors that Wayne was tied to the mob, and that the mob issued a hit for him because Carson said he threatened to testify against them. Well, Wayne, if you didn't have ties to the mob, why would you worry about it, you papyrus-faced prick?
Go Man-Tan yourself, you right-wing, horse-maned fucktard. Go back to entertaining the blue-hairs in your smoky auditorium. Just stay away from anything breakable with that nails-on-a-chalkboard voice of yours.
And if you think I'm harboring way too much resentment against you, let me remind the readers here that you gave the world the pox that is named "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast". Just for that, you will burn in hell, you bastard.
Thank you.
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