Christmas Gift Ideas for the little tykes.

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Most people, after driving over an unfortunate example of one of God’s creatures, will stop to see if it’s alive, or at least feel a little sad for the rest of the day. The people over at Road Kill Toys; however, get right to work.

Probably not on the Christmas list of most children we know (at least not yet), the plush animals from Road Kill Toys are “toys with a macabre twist.” Indeed. The “twist” is that they’re all dead and mutilated, with organs that can be pulled out of the body cavity, and tire tracks across their backs.

Pictured here is Twitch the Raccoon, who is soon to be joined by such luckless plush animals as: Grind the Rabbit, Splodge the Hedgehog, and Pop the Weasel. All of the gristly toys will come with ID tags and information on their particular demise. Yummy.

We would love to show you more of these twisted toys, but the Road Kill Toys website is currently down, PETA perhaps?

http://news.windingroad.com/etc/horrible-holiday-wishes-road-kill-toys