"Chicken Fingers," named after a f**king body part a chicken doesn't even HAVE. Go figure.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Mutley]

1. Someone needs to post in the temper tantrums thread.

:P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. YES, I got a little emotionally involved over this one.

I'll be the first to admit it.

:rofl:

[Bolo Boffin]

3. Ladies have fingers.

Most of them, anyway.

[krispos42]

4. They get'em from the same animal as buffalo wings

PETA was pretty pissed, killing all those buffalo just for the wings and discarding the rest of the animal. So now they use the fingers, too!

[Kutjara]

5. It's the nuggets that get me.

Where the hell on a chicken are its "nuggets?"

Actually, don't answer that.

[hisownpetard]

22. Yeah, Let's just let that one go, if you don't mind. (But have you ever noticed,

when you get chicken nuggets, there's never an odd number of them?)

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Better'n 'Chicken Tits'

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. "Ostriches don't lactate." -Red Meat

[T_i_B]

7. How about Fish Fingers then?

A great British staple to many, a way to ruin perfectly good cod if you ask me.

[Perry Logan]

8. Stand down, comrades. "Finger" can refer to any finger-shaped and -sized object.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

9. Scientifically

They do have fingers... they have the same number of digits as humans do. It may not look like it though!

Those certainly aren't chicken fingers as their own "fingers" are tiny. I'm sure it's referring to "finger food" for humans of course.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Buffalo wings.

They don't have 'em.

Thank God...

[Deja Q]

11. Of all the names of relevant-looking body parts, I'm glad they settled on "fingers".

:hide:

[TommyO]

12. You don't want to know what we call...

the chicken rings at White Castle.

[hisownpetard]

23. You got that right.

[Beer Snob-50]

13. i recently had chicken fingers from a chinese restaurant

that were actually chicken gizzards (yum)

[guitar man]

14. they call them fingers

....but I've never seen 'em fing!

:rofl:

[Swede]

16. Thank god they have balls,cause where would chicken balls come from?

:shrug:

[Uncle Joe]

21. Now that you mention it, don't forget to give thanks to Arnold Ziffle and his cousins

for the gift of Mountain Oysters, although you won't find any pearls in there.

[porphyrian]

17. And finger sandwiches never have fingers in them, dammit! -n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Except in the movie "The Hitchhicker." -nt

[porphyrian]

20. Good point. -n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

19. Don't get me started on fish balls....

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[KamaAina]

24. You'd think they'd be as scarce as hen's teeth

:P