Do you want to play a game of questions?

[Taverner]

BTW - the rules: Questions is a game which is played by asking questions. Play begins when the first player serves by asking a question (often "Would you like to play questions?"). The second player must respond to the question with another question (e.g. "How do you play that?"). Each player must quickly continue the conversation by using only questions -- no hesitation, statements, or non sequiturs.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Do I have to?

[Taverner]

65. Do you want to?

[GreenPartyVoter]

81. Why wouldn't I?

[kentauros]

263. Would you have asked that question to begin with

after you knew how addictive it was?

[MrCoffee]

2. why do you ask?

[sazemisery]

5. Will there be sex dolls?

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Didn't you bring yours?

[Deja Q]

3. Do you have any sex dolls?

:hide:

[racaulk]

9. What does that have to do with global warming?

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Don't you know they are a petroleum product?

[Deja Q]

17. Given how much oil people fuck around with, will they even know the difference?

:hide:

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Isn't it an excellent lubricant?

[racaulk]

20. Aren't oil-based lubricants destructive to condoms?

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. We were using condoms?

[racaulk]

24. Don't you think I would know if I were using one?

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. Didn't you lose the last one?

[racaulk]

39. Do you think they slide off easily?

[GreenPartyVoter]

42. Do I look like a condom expert?

[racaulk]

50. Why are you getting defensive?

[GreenPartyVoter]

58. Why are you so suspicious?

[racaulk]

68. Don't you think I should be?

[GreenPartyVoter]

70. What have you heard?

[racaulk]

71. What would you do to find out?

[GreenPartyVoter]

73. Where can I look up a good P.I.?

[racaulk]

86. Why don't you try using Google?

[GreenPartyVoter]

88. Are there two gs in Magnum P.I. or one?

[racaulk]

91. Did you know that Word has a spellcheck feature?

[GreenPartyVoter]

93. What makes you think I have Word?

[racaulk]

97. Don't you know that Microsoft is taking over the world?

[GreenPartyVoter]

100. Are you a shareholder?

[racaulk]

124. Does it matter?

[GreenPartyVoter]

126. How could it not?

[racaulk]

130. Why does one need to be a shareholder of a company to recognize its massive market share?

[GreenPartyVoter]

133. Do I look like Dow Jones?

[racaulk]

134. Do you understand basic economics?

[GreenPartyVoter]

140. Have you ever looked at my checkbook register?

[racaulk]

147. Do you think I need a good laugh?

[GreenPartyVoter]

157. Do you have a heart condition?

[racaulk]

170. Do you know that exercise is good for your heart?

[GreenPartyVoter]

172. Are you aware that sudden shocks are not?

[racaulk]

176. Why?

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

183. Did you miss that lecture in health class?

[racaulk]

202. Are you saying that I was not a good student?

[GreenPartyVoter]

205. Wouldn't that explain the poor grades?

[racaulk]

208. Why do you assume I got poor grades?

[GreenPartyVoter]

211. Wasn't that your school record on my desk this morning?

[racaulk]

215. And how did it get on *your* desk? Are you stalking me?

[GreenPartyVoter]

216. Are you allowed to ask two questions at once?

[racaulk]

218. Do you see anyone stopping me? Huh? Do ya?

;)

[hisownpetard]

209. No, there are not 2 'g's in Magnum, P.I. That was probably 'm' you were thinking of.

But don't feel bad - happens all the time.

[GreenPartyVoter]

217. Perhaps I was thinking of an alternate spelling?

[hisownpetard]

219. Do I feel dumb, or what?

[GreenPartyVoter]

238. Weren't you just trying to help?

[kentauros]

275. Wouldn't MacGuyver have done the job in a more interesting manner?

[GreenPartyVoter]

277. Would he have used only toothpicks and dental floss?

[kentauros]

279. Would that have been enough to build a Stargate?

[GreenPartyVoter]

280. Wasn't the movie better than the show?

[kentauros]

282. Did you know the show was the longest continuously-running scifi show evar?

[GreenPartyVoter]

286. If you could add up all the Star Trek series wouldn't they be longer?

[kentauros]

287. Did any one series of Star Trek last over ten years?

[GreenPartyVoter]

291. Do you have time to check IDMB while I eat my cinnamon toast and watch MASH?

C-ya l8r! :hi:

[kentauros]

294. Do you know just how long it takes to clean out a catbox?

Sea ewe leder, too

[hisownpetard]

310. Aren't you nice?!

[kentauros]

314. Would you like to ask my cat the same question?

"Kipper? Where are you?" :D

[sakabatou]

340. Can your cat even answer me?

[kentauros]

346. If you had ever heard him sit in another room, and 'yell',

for 20 minutes straight, at no thing and no one, would you still question if he could answer you?

;)

[BarenakedLady]

4. Why the hell would I want to do that?

;)

[ohiosmith]

7. Do you have something better to do?

[MrCoffee]

10. why are you being a jerk?

[ohiosmith]

12. What should I be?

[BarenakedLady]

11. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[ohiosmith]

13. What do you think it means?

[BarenakedLady]

18. Are you calling me lazy?

[ohiosmith]

26. Does the shoe,...er slipper fit?

[BarenakedLady]

27. Didn't you know that I'm always naked?

[GreenPartyVoter]

28. Is your real name Godiva?

[BarenakedLady]

30. Is that supposed to be funny?

[GreenPartyVoter]

32. Didn't you laugh?

[BarenakedLady]

33. Did you hear me laugh?

[GreenPartyVoter]

41. Aren't we doing this over the internet?

[BarenakedLady]

45. So your answer is no?

[GreenPartyVoter]

47. Are you implying that that was what I inferred?

[ohiosmith]

29. Feet too?

[BarenakedLady]

31. Do I have to answer that?

[ohiosmith]

35. What if I said yes?

[BarenakedLady]

46. What if I told you to get bent?

[flvegan]

54. What if I told you that you straighten me out?

[racaulk]

55. What if I told you that the idea of you being bent turns me on?

:hide:

[flvegan]

57. What if I told you that I was bent right now?

[racaulk]

69. Would you let me come over and see for myself?

[flvegan]

72. How could I say no?

[Dr. Strange]

166. Can you guys get a room?

[racaulk]

175. Would you like to join us?

[Dr. Strange]

188. Mind if I smoke?

bow chicka bowwow, etc
:popcorn:

[flvegan]

189. Smoke what, specifically?

:popcorn:

[Dr. Strange]

191. Are you getting popcorn grease on my porn stash?

[flvegan]

204. Why are you assuming that's popcorn grease?

[Dr. Strange]

207. What is that smell? And why can't I see your hands?

[flvegan]

210. Why do you keep staring at my ass?

[Dr. Strange]

212. Why does your ass have a moustache?

Oh this is going downhill soooooooo fast!

[flvegan]

213. Why do you keep trying to touch my asstache?

[Dr. Strange]

297. Why does your asstache keep rubbing itself on my hands?

[kentauros]

299. Do you have hairy hands?

[Dr. Strange]

303. Why would I want Harry's hands?

[kentauros]

306. Wouldn't Harry's hands be better able to wield a wand?

[Dr. Strange]

309. "Wield a wand?" Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?

[kentauros]

311. What kind of "kids" are you implying would wield a wand at all?

[sakabatou]

341. Are you saying that magicians don't exist?

[kentauros]

348. If magicians truly exist, why can't I see the magic come out of their wands?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. yes, whats the next question?

[kentauros]

271. Is "the next question" you're asking about meant to be mine

or the one you will ask after mine?

[racaulk]

15. Do I have to take off my clothes first?

:hide:

[kentauros]

289. Would you rather take off your cloths?

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Why aren't you playing your own game?

[Dr. Strange]

34. That does seem suspicious, doesn't it?

[GreenPartyVoter]

60. Has he shown up yet?

[Dr. Strange]

89. Did you read post 63?

[racaulk]

21. Who wants to play a game of naked Twister instead?

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

37. Will there be any goats involved...or is Gwen Stefani still using them?

[racaulk]

38. Why is it that you can still remember threads I started *months* ago?

ROFL at your reply, by the way! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

44. How many threads involved Gwen Stefani having intimate relations with goats?

That was one of the first threads I posted in whilst I was a newbie. So it has a special place in my heart!

[kentauros]

48. Who is Gwen Stefani anyway?

[Dr. Strange]

49. You've never heard of Gwen Stefani?

[Taverner]

63. What does she sound like? Does she look like a goat?

[kentauros]

67. Or does she just wear a sweater?

[racaulk]

56. Do you have that thread bookmarked?

[Dr. Strange]

78. Are you kidding me?

I have the address memorized (6655257)!

Okay, not really. But I do have most of my favorite threads' addresses saved. For future reference.

[kentauros]

80. If anyone is kidding you,

does that mean that they are goats, too?

[Dr. Strange]

82. Are you trying to get my goat?

[kentauros]

95. Why would I want to pwn your goat?

[Dr. Strange]

105. Why can't you just admit that you're jealous of my goat?

[kentauros]

114. Why would I be jealous of your goat

when I have ewe?

[Dr. Strange]

154. Where have I herd that line before?

[kentauros]

162. Was it when you were trading stocks in the yard?

[Dr. Strange]

196. Who's the piece of sheep that told you that?

[kentauros]

197. You mean I shouldn't listen to the bull?

[Dr. Strange]

203. Do you have any idea how much of an udder cow-ard he is?

[kentauros]

234. Did you know the horse says "nay"?

[Dr. Strange]

304. Is that really worth making hay over?

[kentauros]

307. Would making some hay be worth a roll in ze hay?

[Dr. Strange]

326. Do you really think you're capable of finding the proverbial needle in that haystack?

[kentauros]

332. Wasn't I supposed to be looking for the converbial straw on the head of a pin?

[racaulk]

85. "Kidding" you? Is that some sort of pun?

;)

[kentauros]

119. Are we not men or even kids at heart

that like to pun-ish everyone, Ilse?

[Orsino]

23. You win. n/t

[madinmaryland]

36. Why do you hate Amerika?

[racaulk]

52. Why do you want to make the baby Jesus cry?

[madinmaryland]

75. Why are you posting, Hitler?

[racaulk]

87. Are you calling me a troll?

[madinmaryland]

96. What's a troll?

[kentauros]

101. Don't trolls have blue bodies and white hare?

[madinmaryland]

106. Does it look like this hare?

[GreenPartyVoter]

110. Who puts a pancake on a bunny's head?

[madinmaryland]

120. Why did you eat the pancake?

[GreenPartyVoter]

123. Would you rather I'd eaten the bunny?

[kentauros]

135. Would eating a chocolate bunny count?

[GreenPartyVoter]

137. Is it a dark one?

[kentauros]

139. Do most Americans prefer dark chocolate?

[GreenPartyVoter]

142. Didn't you know that milk chocolate is more popular here?

[kentauros]

145. How could I not know with my pastry experience?

[GreenPartyVoter]

149. Do you have a pain au chocolat with my name on it?

[kentauros]

153. Do I look like a pastry chef?

[GreenPartyVoter]

160. Doesn't that hat have your initials monogrammed on it?

[kentauros]

165. If it does, would it have something to do with the

subthread about bolts and tailoring?

[GreenPartyVoter]

171. Do you think we can get them to tie in somehow?

[kentauros]

174. Would that mean I would have to tie one down?

[kentauros]

178. I thought the question

was for me to tie one down or is someone else here?

[GreenPartyVoter]

182. Do you have knot-tying experience?

[kentauros]

184. Does a Boy Scout know knot-tying and mud-cooking?

[GreenPartyVoter]

186. Would you believe I am going to Cub Scouts in an hour?

[kentauros]

192. Would you believe that this thread is ruining my decent

work-ethic as I do AutoCAD mapping? ;)

(thanks for the fun break from changing layers of topo to lines that actually mean something... )

[GreenPartyVoter]

199. Would _you_ believe I have been in the lounge for hours ruining what was left of MY work ethic?

LOL

[racaulk]

220. Would you believe that you're not the only one?

:rofl:

I'm off for home now. See ya later, this was fun! :hi:

[kentauros]

229. Would you believe I'm back?

:D

[GreenPartyVoter]

239. Did you know Cub Scouts got cancelled?

[kentauros]

242. Did you know I hate to see things canceled?

[GreenPartyVoter]

245. Would have rather'd all the Cub Scouts gotten into an accident on the icy roads?

[kentauros]

248. Are all the Cub Scouts in the world there for some big honkin' Jamboree?

[GreenPartyVoter]

249. Do you really think we could have fit them all in a rural school gym?

[kentauros]

251. But don't Cub Scouts know how to build Cavalry-style forts out of logs and twine?

[GreenPartyVoter]

256. Where are we going to get that much twine at such short notice?

[kentauros]

258. Ever had a mass-shearing of available heads?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. Does the winner get a prize?

[rbnyc]

43. What kind of prize do you have in mind?

[AllegroRondo]

51. does beer count?

[Taverner]

61. what kind of beer?

[AllegroRondo]

79. guinness - what other kind is there?

[Taverner]

324. You mean there's another kind besides Green Flash IIPA?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. Would a new Prius be asking too much?

[Taverner]

59. Why a prius and not a hybrid civic?

[GreenPartyVoter]

62. Where have you been?

[Taverner]

64. Why are you asking?

[GreenPartyVoter]

66. Didn't you read post 16?

[rbnyc]

76. Are you the post-reading police?

[GreenPartyVoter]

77. Do you smell bacon?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

74. Doesn't the Prius get better fuel economy?

[kentauros]

260. Does the Prius get better with age like a good cheese?

[GreenPartyVoter]

83. Did everyone quit?

:shrug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

84. Does this mean I win?

[racaulk]

90. Why do you feel like you have to get the last word?

[GreenPartyVoter]

92. Isn't that the point of the game?

[Dr. Strange]

94. So this is just a game to you?

[racaulk]

98. Didn't the OP say it was a game?

[GreenPartyVoter]

99. Didn't you read the OP?

[Dr. Strange]

104. Why don't you guys get off my back?

[GreenPartyVoter]

107. Are we too heavy for you?

[Dr. Strange]

146. What am I, a camel?

[GreenPartyVoter]

227. One hump or two?

[kentauros]

269. Do you put camel humps in your coffee?

[Dr. Strange]

300. Do you always cameltoe the line?

[kentauros]

301. Is it a line in the sand?

[racaulk]

128. Would you like some cheese with that whine?

:P

[Dr. Strange]

148. Does it taste gouda?

[kentauros]

143. What happens if I add a straw to the load?

[Dr. Strange]

151. Isn't this a straw man fallacy?

[kentauros]

155. You mean it isn't a scarecrow fantasy?

[Dr. Strange]

158. Who said anything about a scarecrow?

[kentauros]

164. Isn't a scarecrow made out of straw and looks like a man?

[Dr. Strange]

168. Wouldn't that be Master Shake?

[kentauros]

169. If so, does it work with a Ph.D.?

[Dr. Strange]

179. Did you mean to put "Ph.D." and "work" in the same sentence?

[kentauros]

181. Don't you have to work to get a Ph.D. at awl?

[Dr. Strange]

190. Haven't you heard of mail-order degrees? Don't you know opportunity when it comes a-knockin?

[kentauros]

194. Do I look like a mechanic looking for an engine that needs

a tuneup?

[Dr. Strange]

198. Is that oil you've got? Or do you have motor spare?

[kentauros]

200. Does the clock here say I am late for getting out of work,

or is my mechanic pulling my rocker-arm?

(Ciao!)

[Dr. Strange]

206. Do you always listen to what the clock says?

See ya!

And welcome to DU!

:toast:

[kentauros]

230. Did you know that work clocks are telepathic but alarm clocks aren't?

and thanks for the wailcome! :D

[Dr. Strange]

327. Isn't a broken telepathic work clock still right twice a day?

[kentauros]

331. Did I mention that my impossibly telepathic work clock was broken?

[underpants]

102. Is it safe?

[GreenPartyVoter]

109. How dangerous can it be?

[kentauros]

131. Have you ever had a dentist inflict pain on purpose?

[hisownpetard]

214. Hasn't everyone?

[kentauros]

244. Has everyone even been to The Dentist?

[Taverner]

295. Who is this dentist guy?

[kentauros]

298. Haven't you ever seen either version of The Little Shop of Horrors?

[terrya]

103. What is the meaning of life?

[GreenPartyVoter]

108. Didn't you get the memo?

[rbnyc]

111. What, are you the memo police?

[GreenPartyVoter]

113. Are you experiencing deja vu?

[rbnyc]

129. Haven't we met somewhere before?

[GreenPartyVoter]

132. Did we meet somewhere upthread?

[kentauros]

136. Or was it downpost?

[GreenPartyVoter]

138. Or was it in another thread entirely?

[kentauros]

141. Is it simply a thread or the full fabric?

[GreenPartyVoter]

144. How much was it per yard?

[kentauros]

150. Doesn't it come in bolts?

[GreenPartyVoter]

159. Are you a tailor in your spare time?

[kentauros]

161. Will AutoCAD work with a sewing machine?

[GreenPartyVoter]

163. What is that?

[kentauros]

167. Haven't you ever heard of "computer aided drafting"?

[GreenPartyVoter]

173. Do I look technologically savvy?

[racaulk]

177. Didn't you already prove that upthread?

;)

[kentauros]

180. Weren't we downpost by now?

[GreenPartyVoter]

185. Or was that downthread?

:P

[kentauros]

187. What happens to the board if I up-post on a downthread?

[GreenPartyVoter]

193. Do you get a cross-post?

[kentauros]

195. What, am I Eddie Izzard now?

;)

[GreenPartyVoter]

201. Is he a well-known cross-poster?

[kentauros]

232. I don't know about cross-posting, but in his cross-dressing form,

did you know he calls himself a "male lesbian"?

[GreenPartyVoter]

237. Wasn't he awesome in Mystery Men?

[kentauros]

240. Was he the kind of crazy person that would blown up a crazy house?

[GreenPartyVoter]

241. Wasn't it Carmine the Bowler who blew up the house?

[kentauros]

243. You mean with her father's skull in the bowling ball?

[GreenPartyVoter]

247. Wasn't that the one?

[kentauros]

250. Was it the one that she kept arguing with?

[GreenPartyVoter]

255. Do you mean Mr. Furious?

[kentauros]

259. Could Mr. Furious do anything but get angry and argue?

[GreenPartyVoter]

261. Have you ever known him to do otherwise?

[kentauros]

262. I have never known him, but wouldn't it have been great

if they could have included The Flaming Carrot?

[GreenPartyVoter]

265. Would that be this guy on fire?

[kentauros]

266. Would you believe he looks like a regular guy with a giant carrot

for a head that is perpetually on fire where the greenery would be?

(no image so search for "flaming carrot" and "bob burden") :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

267. Wouldn't he fit in great with these guys?

[kentauros]

268. Would he need a battle cry?

[GreenPartyVoter]

270. Would it be snazzier than SPOON?

[kentauros]

272. What about "Not in the face! Not in the face!"?

[GreenPartyVoter]

274. Isn't that Arthur's?

[kentauros]

276. Does Arthur have a spare one?

[GreenPartyVoter]

278. What about... Fork?

[kentauros]

281. Did you forget about the Blue Raja?

[GreenPartyVoter]

285. How could I have been so foolish?

[kentauros]

288. Were you blinded by the tornado in a can?

[GreenPartyVoter]

290. Perhaps I was psychofrakulated?

[kentauros]

292. Did Casanova Frankenstein do that to you?

[kentauros]

273. Are you pointing the POV gun at me?

[terrya]

112. No

I never, ever get the memo. :-(

[GreenPartyVoter]

115. Why doesn't anyone ever think of you?

[terrya]

117. How should I know?

:shrug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

121. Are you being blacklisted?

[terrya]

122. Why, is there something you know?

[GreenPartyVoter]

125. Haven't you heard?

[kentauros]

254. Do I sound like I can't smell?

[hisownpetard]

312. Have you been appropriately welcomed to DU??

[kentauros]

313. Would you like to?

:D

[hisownpetard]

317. Would I like to? Would I ever! But how an I say, "Welcome to DU" without breaking the

"questions only" rule of this thread? Hmm? Can you answer me that?

[kentauros]

319. Is this a quandary or should I answer truthfully and say "sank you"?

Danke Schoen
Domo aragato (I think)
Thank you! :D

Can I boost my post-numbers some more in this thread?

[hisownpetard]

322. Could you top the post :Should I have had the fish? Am I thinking that you can't, and that

therefore you should take your tootsies and traipse off to bed. After the kitty
collection of litter-coated batons have been disposed of, of course.

[NewWaveChick1981]

116. Why?

:P :hi:

[kentauros]

264. Is "Why?" the only question you can imagine?

[NewWaveChick1981]

333. Is it a crime to be a smartass?

I mean, isn't that why I asked why? :shrug: :rofl: :P

[kentauros]

334. Isn't it better to be a smartass than a dumbass?

[NewWaveChick1981]

335. Doesn't that go without saying?

:rofl:

[kentauros]

337. But if by saying it, does that then imply there is something 'twain the two?

[Enrique]

118. wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

[kentauros]

127. What is the purpose of a game where the only winning move

is not to play at all?

;)

[Taverner]

152. Why should such a thing matter?

[kentauros]

156. Would it matter if the entity asking the question

was a HUGH!!!1!11 defense computer gone mad with a game of Thermo Nuclear War?

[DarkTirade]

221. Did you know that the person who asks the questions controls the conversation?

[hisownpetard]

222. What makes you say that?

[DarkTirade]

223. Are you trying to psychoanalyze me?

[hisownpetard]

224. What if I am? You got a problem with that?

[DarkTirade]

225. Would you have a problem with that if I had a problem with that?

[hisownpetard]

226. Do you really think that deserves an answer?

[DarkTirade]

228. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[begin_within]

231. How many sheets would a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

[kentauros]

233. Does this sheet slitter have a sheet-slitting tool

or is it only being done with sharpened fingernails?

[begin_within]

235. Does that make the sheet's slits sleeker?

[kentauros]

236. Have you ever watched a sheet-slitter sharpening a sleek slitter?

[begin_within]

246. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[kentauros]

252. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[begin_within]

253. Do you like gladiator movies?

[kentauros]

257. Should I have had the fish?

[hisownpetard]

283. What if this is as tall as I'm gonna get?

[kentauros]

284. Do we need to get you to a hospital?

[hisownpetard]

293. Would they take care of the leg or the "other problem" first?

[kentauros]

296. Does the "other problem" require a visit to the crazy house?

[hisownpetard]

302. If it did, do you think I would admit it to YOU, now that you've shown your true

un-PC colors?

[kentauros]

305. Did you see the subthread up there on the subject of The Mystery Men movie

and the subsequent lines quoted from it?

;)

[hisownpetard]

308. Do you think a woman as busy and famous as I am has the time to go back through >300 posts

to find an obtuse reference, such as the one you mentioned?

[kentauros]

315. Do you have a search function in your browser,

like Windows' "ctrl-F"?
;)

[hisownpetard]

316. And why do you ask? Is it because you know that I know so little about my computer

that I will be frantically trying to figure out what this questions means for, perhaps, hours?

[kentauros]

320. Did you know I won't know if you find the answer or not

since I will be going to bed in an hour and still have a catbox to clean out after wasting hours in da lounge because I'm addicted to a properly run 'questions' thread?

[hisownpetard]

321. Did you know that, if you go to bed after dealing the the ammonia sachet, I will understand,

because I know what it's like to be addicted to Du and to feel compelled to 'stay tuned'
till every last thread has been answered? And can you possibly imagine how, at this
very moment, I'm coveting your little dancing green-haired red-lipped thingamahooha?

[hisownpetard]

318. Did I ever tell you that this is the best game ever?

[Taverner]

323. Better than Twister?

[hisownpetard]

325. Yes. Better.

[Dr. Strange]

328. Did you forget to phrase your answer in the form of a question?

[Dr. Strange]

329. Is it just me, or is this thread long?

[kentauros]

330. Is it a long thread or just an example

of too many questions to answer in a reasonable amount of time?

[Dr. Strange]

345. Can there be such a thing as TOO MANY questions?

[kentauros]

349. Can the Universe exist without them?

[Dr. Strange]

350. Does the universe even exist WITH them?

[kentauros]

351. Would it help to ask the universe if it exists?

[Dr. Strange]

352. Do you have the Universe's cell phone number?

[Whoa_Nelly]

336. Will this improve my love life?

Do I have to do it many times?

Will I like it?

[kentauros]

338. You have a love life?

;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

339. No, but I play at it on DU

:eyes:

[sakabatou]

342. .

You lose :P

[Whoa_Nelly]

343. Should I say, "Damn you!"?

Or, is it too late :cry:

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

344. Should I tell you to keep playing?

Keep going. We'll pick up with this post.

[kentauros]

347. Is "playing" also just saying "No, it isn't"?