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Wed Dec-05-07 02:11 PM
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| So my perpetual motion engine is in the shop again |
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The mechanic said something about "logical impossibility," but after that it's all just a blur.
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| MrCoffee
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:12 PM
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| 1. he's trying to shaft you. if he wants to replace your flux capacitor, take your business elsewhere |
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:14 PM
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| 2. Are you sure it's not the interocitor? |
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(From "This Island Earth" in case you miss the reference or are too young ;) )
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| MrCoffee
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:15 PM
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| 3. now that you mention it, it could be the Transmogrifyer's on the fritz |
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:18 PM
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| 5. No, it's the Heisenberg compensator. |
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Edited on Wed Dec-05-07 02:19 PM by baldguy
Those things are always out of whack.
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| Orrex
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:22 PM
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| 6. Now that you mention it... |
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My oscillation overthruster has been acting up lately...
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| MrCoffee
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:24 PM
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| 8. if you just reconfigure the modulators, you're good to go |
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:17 PM
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You just need to replace the dilithium crystals.
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:22 PM
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| 7. Did you get the extended warranty? |
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:25 PM
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| 9. Did it spontaneously combust? |
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Wed Dec-05-07 02:28 PM
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| 10. Ah! Its your fault then |
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because I believe that the malfunctioning alternate universe energy harnesser in my engine stopped working today becuase of that....(don't get me started on outrageous labor costs btw)
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Wed Dec-05-07 05:53 PM
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| 17. I have a team of an infinite number of monkeys |
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that I pay an infinitesimally small wage, and I find that works out quite reasonable. I do have to deal with an annoying number of play scripts, though ...
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Wed Dec-05-07 03:57 PM
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| 11. Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow? |
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I've got a sonic screwdriver you can borrow, if you want.
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Wed Dec-05-07 04:04 PM
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| 14. don't cross the streams! |
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total protonic reversal. you're carrying an unlicened nuclear accelerator on your back.
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| Fire Walk With Me
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Wed Dec-05-07 03:58 PM
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| 12. Your Spindizzy is on the fritz. |
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And Fritz doesn't care for that one whit.
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Wed Dec-05-07 04:01 PM
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all of your enjuns are full of them.
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Wed Dec-05-07 05:24 PM
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| 15. Sounds like all it needs is for the Bussard collectors to be realligned |
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I can do this for you, but I'll need 30 minutes. I can't defy the laws of physics. :hi:
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Wed Dec-05-07 05:25 PM
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| 16. Repairing those things always takes forever. |
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