catmandu57
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Mon Dec-10-07 01:16 PM
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If jesus came back and was clearing the money changers |
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out of one of these mega churches and a security guard dropped him with their trusty Glock, do you suppose he'd do a Capt. Jack Harkness and resurrect himself? Or would he have to go back to heaven first.
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Mon Dec-10-07 01:30 PM
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1. He'd stop the bullets in mid flight |
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Edited on Mon Dec-10-07 01:54 PM by MrScorpio
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Mon Dec-10-07 04:43 PM
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2. , turn them into doves and they'd then fly away. |
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