When you've loved and lost the way temeah has, then you, uh... you know what life's about.

[Dr. Strange]

Since it's the 11th of the month, there will be much Tap quoting. See here for some examples. In this thread, I offer a variation: give a Tap quote, but insert a DUer.

I've started with temeah, because he is the single greatest human being in the history of the planet ever! I give you this sample of his handiwork as proof:



Let the hilarity ensue.

[quip]

1. I see you have received a little present from Santa

:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Yeah baby!

Life is sweet!

:woohoo:

[quip]

3. But you’re not as confused as him are you? I mean it’s not your job to be as confused as DUStrange

is.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Nobody is as confused as DuStrange!

Nobody!

:crazy:

[flvegan]

4. In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history

an ancient race of people... the MrCoffees. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

[Dr. Strange]

9. I do!

They were drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee and the occasional pumpkin latte.

[quip]

13. They were precursors to the creation of the law enforcement officer....

:rofl:

[quip]

5. There was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by Oedipus Rex

:hi:

[quip]

6. Cabcere means Dolby, alright?

She means Dolby, you know? You know perfectly well what she means.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

8. She shan't recover from this one!

[quip]

12. The "shan'ts" in Tap completely slay me every time I hear them!

No, we, we shan't work together again.

:rofl:

[Parche]

10. single greatest human being in the history of the planet

I thought I was? :shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[quip]

11. You know what the title of that book should be?

“Yes I Can if Parche Says it’s Okay”. ‘Cause Parche calls the shots for all of those guys.

:hi:

[quip]

14. Can you play...excuse me, Peake,

can you play a bassline, uh, like Nigel used to do on “Big Bottom”?

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. D'oh! Called out!

"Dozens of ThomCats spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."

[Dr. Strange]

15. Have you seen ohiosmith's current album?

Have you seen the cover? It's a rather lurid cover, I mean...ah, it's, it's like naked women, and, uh....
He's tied down to this table, and he's got these whips and they're all...semi-nude, knockin' on 'im and it's like much worse than 'Smell the Glove'...

[quip]

17. ...

KitchenWitch: MrCoff....
MrCoffee: Ahh...Coffee..and you are Spinal Tarp?

[quip]

18. You can’t fucking concentrate, because of your fucking Orrex,

simple as that, alright? It’s your fucking Orrex!

:hi:

[quip]

19. Let’s go over here and we’ll all take a picture together. Where’s Redqueen?

Where’s my photographer? Come over here honey. What’s your name? Redqueen? Ok, right over here... good, good!

:hi: