It's the "write a limerick" thread! Show off your talents here!

[GreenPartyVoter]

*trying to think of a rhyme for GreenPartyVoter*

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. mean, hardy stoner.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. LOL I guess that kinda rhymes... But it isn't particularly accurate :^P

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. A thread by one GreenPartyVoter

suggested that we all should oughter
post limerick poems
from inside our homes
but I'd rather crank out something more along the lines of the type of poetry once written by Ogden Nash because it makes me sound smarter



:woohoo:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. LOL erm i mean lol (eecummings-style)

[no name no slogan]

4. "There once was a man from Nantucket"

the rest escapes me....

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. X-post

I once met a guy in GD
who couldn't argue with me
I could not have felt littler
when he said nice post, Hitler
I'd rather get a VD.

[madinmaryland]

17. nice post, hitler!

[trackfan]

7. Here's one:

George Bush, with his usual smirk,
said, "Our workers have plenty of work",
and, "Our children is learning",
and, "The war's tide is turning".
Screw him. What a big, fucking jerk.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Double points for you!

[redqueen]

12. Nice!

:thumbsup:

[racaulk]

9. These are always fun!

Louisiana Senator Vitter
Had a fetish that made people twitter
With a diaper he could
Take a dump where he stood
Without taking a trip to the shitter

:rofl:

[racaulk]

10. I actually started a couple of these a while back.

When Senators Vitter and Craig were first exposed for their exploits. Both threads turned out to be quite humorous, and I was pleasantly surprised at some of the creativity of DUers here in the Lounge. Here are links to my threads:

Craig: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6903129

Vitter: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6729350

Enjoy! :hi:

[SteppingRazor]

11. There once was an angry DUer...

whose posts came out of the sewer
He'd picked his candidate, you see
But GD didn't agree
And the flame wars filled up with losers

[av8rdave]

13. I suck at these, but here goes...

There once was a man from St. Brittle
Who told his Doctor his unit was little
The treatment, I guess
Was a smashing success
'Cause he now needs a bell tower to piddle


I tried to warn you...

[Orrex]

18. That's pretty damned funny

Nicely done!

[av8rdave]

19. Thanks!

[sakabatou]

14. .

Stupud, stupid Bush.
By the voters, he was kicked in the tush.
Now Cheney is mad
The whole White House is bad
Stupid, stupid Bush.

[Inchworm]

15. This woman once planted a garden

I’m begging this hawt woman’s pardon
I hope it’s okay
For me to just say
These thoughts sure do give me a smile

:yoiks:

[BarenakedLady]

23. Your ending is off.

:hi:

[Inchworm]

24. I couldn't come up with a word

that rhymed with garden that fit in there.

:shrug:

[Orrex]

16. My humble offering...

Performing her nightly gyrations,
A stripper found, to her elation,
That animal yearnings
Would double her earnings
At the time of each month's ovulation.

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. lol

[Orrex]

20. kick

Because there's nothing wrong with Wednesday that a few more limericks won't fix!

[Guava Jelly]

21. I'll try to make one real quick

It was 92 years a go today I think
When a baby was born they called Frank
And boy could he croon
And the ladies did swoon
He lived,loved, and lost and he Drank..