And one makes 700

[UndertheOcean]

:)

[Guava Jelly]

1. Congrats on your Milestone

:toast:

[UndertheOcean]

3. Thanks alot !

[UndertheOcean]

2. To celebrate , here'sa dirty poem :

What Jesus Yearns For

A speck in her eyes he lies,
A drop between her thighs .

Her womb , a God's abode, he suckles,
point of light,
Christ's first plight.

Her hair , his coffin,
within its waves he drowns,
for our father who is in heaven.

On her nipples ,
a phallic cross he does erect,
For he does not want to resurrect,
just dissolve into the milky wells,
into that beating heart,
to rest between its ripples.

[Bake]

4. Ah, the dreaded 700 Club!

I thought I'd NEVER get out of it; it's like quicksand ...

Bake

[UndertheOcean]

5. Oh no

what to do ?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear UndertheOcean...

Congrats on your milestone!

Here's to a quick and speedy exit from the dreaded 700 Club!

:party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party:

[UndertheOcean]

7. Thanks! you're so sweet!