People who refuse to celebrate World Orgasm Day because singles is no fun

[billyskank]

feel free to check in here.

[no name no slogan]

1. I'm single but I'm celebrating anyway

But not until I get home, because I don't think my coworkers would appreciate me celebrating at my desk.

[billyskank]

3. Yes. Nobody should enjoy their work that much.

[madinmaryland]

20. Dude!! Think of the kittens!

[supernova]

2. I have a special friend for that

He's soft in the right places, purple and white and very discrete. ;-)

[no name no slogan]

4. Barney the dinosaur?

:shrug:

[supernova]

5. Oh God NO!!

:spank: :spank:

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

6. thank god

because thinking about Barney having sex just made me throw up in my mouth a little

[billyskank]

8. Barney weeps.

[SecularMotion]

12. Barney Raps

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WjJsitebBe0

[billyskank]

7. We could all use a special friend for that

wait, what?

:hi:

[Inchworm]

9. *sets up a singles booth at the jubilee*

Single women come this way please. In fact, since it is a celebration of love any woman come this way.

I am not sure who is running the female booth, but it is right behind me. I peek in for inspiration.

:patriot:

[flvegan]

13. Come what way?

Are there instructions?

[Inchworm]

14. I'm just a guide

warm oils, firm hands, and ceiling fans are involved though

:hi:

[flvegan]

15. If we get any further into this topic

of womanly pleasure, this thread is getting locked.

[Inchworm]

16. I shall hold my tongue then

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

17. D'oh!

Innuendo achieved!

:thumbsup:

[Inchworm]

18. It's all downhill from the climax

now what? cuddle?

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

19. Did you say

firm hands?

:D

[billyskank]

21. Firm but gentle, I was once told.

But forgive me for cutting in. :blush:

[Inchworm]

22. For you..

firm hand or light whip.. your choice. I want to make it as special as you like. :D

(I stole that line from TV)

:loveya:

[Parche]

23. COLD HANDS WARM HEART

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

10. I'm not single

but I'm alone........

ssooooooooooooooo...


lost

special friend, huh

interesting

[Inchworm]

11. There is a booth set up on the midway

:rofl: