General Tso, I surrender

[Spacemom]

I think what you're doing to my stomach is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

:puke::nuke::puke::nuke:

[regnaD kciN]

1. But...but...but...

General Tso's Chicken is a meal of peace! :rofl:

:9

[Spacemom]

7. We are living in Bizzaro world

War is Peace.

The general declared war on my stomach!

[Quantess]

2. I knew a girl who checked herself into the Emergency Room....

...for having gas pains.

[ashling]

3. I did that once -

turned out to be a kidney stone slightly smaller than Rhode Island. That night I learned the most wonderfyl two words in the english language: more phine
:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. Didn't check into the hospital...

but about a year ago, I ate at this hole-in-the-wall Chinese place. It looked clean enough, but that night I was in some SERIOUS pain -- to the point that I nearly did go to the emergency room. Being a guy, I don't know what labor pains feel like, but this was as close as I want to come! I think I may have had a mild case of food poisoning.

[recoveringdittohed]

4. Does General Tso outrank.......

Colonel Sanders?

[Spacemom]

6. If my stomach is any indication

General Tso could kick Colonel Sanders ass

BIG Time!

[applegrove]

8. Love the General.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Is that Tso? Me too!

Love the general!

[Wapsie B]

10. Just once I would love to eat at a place that serves it spicy hot

instead of just sugary sweet.

[nemo137]

11. There's a place by my college that does.

The deceptive part is that they leave slices of ginger in there, and you bite into one thinking it's a carrot...whoo. You need a bite of the chicken to cool your mouth off.

[DFW]

12. Wok 'N' Roll in McLean, VA

A tiny mom-and-pop (literally) place, not to be confused with
the fast-food chain of the same name.