bicentennial_baby! Mystery Diagnosis!

[graywarrior]

OMG, To DIE for!

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Oh jesus christ....what channel?

:scared: Are ya trying to get me in a straight jacket?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. Either Discovery or the other one that's exactly like Discovery. *snort*

I just started watching this week. Tonight was great. They run two half hour diagnosis in a row. Tonight a guy was spurting blood for two years and his doctor never had him get a colonoscopy. Guess what he had. Man, now I have it...minus the spurt part.

[SPKrazy]

3. OMG are you one too?

you me and bi-baby should start a support group, only we'd all prolly end up in straight jackets and on seriously strong meds 'cause we'd have every illness there ever was.

:scared:


:spray:


:hi:

[graywarrior]

4. bi-babe and I already have a support group....us.

We're the queens of deathly symptoms. I had no idea you were like us!

[bicentennial_baby]

5. I heart Hypos!!

I know of at least 2 or 3 more here...w00t! :bounce:

And if I was spurting blood for 2 years, dayum, I'd be positively psychotic. I *must* see this show, sick fucker that I am. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

6. It's a fountain of future paranoia.

They created us just for us.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. And we loves it!!

What cancer do you have today? I might have uterine, but I'm not sure. I did cough a lot this morning so.... :o

:*

[graywarrior]

15. Ovarian

Specially after a 2-hour bike ride. And now it's colon cancer, after seeing that show.

[bicentennial_baby]

16. I'll be at your funeral...

If I'm not dead by then...But, I promise a kickass eulogy. And it has to be in Lynn. :D

[graywarrior]

19. In a Lynn bar, with Hell's Angels fighting.

[SPKrazy]

7. yeah...

keep me away from medical books

or the internets on medical sites

i'm better than i used to be

but i'm still one

:hi:

[graywarrior]

8. bi-babe and I totally get into it.

We're pros.

[bicentennial_baby]

10. If only I could get paid to be this fucked in the head

Damn, the possibilities. x(

[SPKrazy]

12. i'm pretty good

just ask... well never mind

lets just say i'm pretty good at this too

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. teh Merck manual is teh debbil!!

Eeeeevil! x(

[SPKrazy]

13. oh i love the merck manual

hell i had 14 types of cancer once i was sure of it

only i didn't

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

14. don't you just hate that?

one good thing about moving out of my parents' house, no more big black book to scare the f'n crap outta me on a daily basis. :o

[graywarrior]

17. There's always the cursed Barnes & Noble

After I finish scanning books telling me I'm writing my book like an asshole, I head over to the disease of the month section.

[bicentennial_baby]

18. I'm too well trained for that now...

My powers of resistance are scary good. But, why is it every time I know I'm dying, every goddamn commercial is about cancer? I mean, really! :eyes:

[graywarrior]

20. No shit, huh?

Ads for those Cancer Treatment Centers. I take down the numbers....trust me.

[bicentennial_baby]

21. "Cancer Treatment Centers of America saved me, and

now I can have Christmas with my grandchildren...."

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

22. Those ads really freak me out.

How can those people act like it's just a thing that happened to them. I'd be whining for the next 50 years. Make that the next 5 months.

[bicentennial_baby]

23. You. Are. Killing. Me...

:rofl: faster than teh cancer...

Sniffa wants to know if either of us have prostate cancer yet.... :rofl:

[graywarrior]

27. If there's a way for us to get it, we will.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

28. Ha! That's exactly what I told him!!

:rofl: To which he responded "But women don't have prostates"... Ha! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. We can use theirs!

[Redstone]

24. Uh, guys? It's "straitjacket," not "straight." Sorry.

Redstone

[bicentennial_baby]

25. Oh leave it to you to spoil all of the fun...

x(

[Redstone]

30. Well, there's your birthday to look forward to, anyway. And I suspect you'll receive

some form of my unmentionable (not here, anyway) present (though not from me), and I'll wager you'll enjoy it.

Redstone

[graywarrior]

31. My jackets are all straight.

As opposed to gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[graywarrior]

26. I don't believe this!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OgAzmgX28w

[bicentennial_baby]

32. "More than just a dance injury...."

Oh jesus...a malingerer? :eyes:

Series, I'd be taking motherfuckers out if I were her. Grr.

[graywarrior]

33. It's always "more than."

Like us!

[bicentennial_baby]

34. The pain in my abdomen is more than...

My cough is more than...

My headaches are more than...

Yep.

[graywarrior]

35. Oh fuck, this is us!! ! ! ! !

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JXlXN84NiEI

[bicentennial_baby]

36. Never check da nodes, man!!

:o

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

37. Hey, as long as the lump on one side matches the one on the other, you're

in the clear. (For about 5 minutes, anyhow)

[bicentennial_baby]

38. But what if they're both biiig!!!11!

:o

I had one on the left side of my neck a while back...hell!! zOMG!

[graywarrior]

39. Where'd it go? Where do all the laying in bed at 3 am lumps go?

They turn into bloody spit when you brush your teeth.

[bicentennial_baby]

40. 'Zactly....

But when I get that, I just pretend that I'm pregnant :rofl:

Imagine how bad my hypo will be when that happens! omg... :rofl:

[graywarrior]

41. It will be a tumor with arms and legs.

[bicentennial_baby]

42. As long as it exits within 9 months, I'm good

No chemo damnit!

[graywarrior]

43. It will walk out of it's own ac"cord".

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha *snort**snort**snort*

[bicentennial_baby]

44. Jeebus weeps....

:rofl:

*snort*

[graywarrior]

45. Jebus is a pool shark.

[bicentennial_baby]

47. whoa, the through the hand trick, dayum...

Where's he sticking that thang? :o

Oh, and come home soon, please.... x(

[graywarrior]

50. That's what Mary Magdalene asked?

[sniffa]

46. do they cover knuckle cancer?

:hide:

[bicentennial_baby]

48. !

:spank: it hurts! series!!!

x(

[graywarrior]

49. Knuckle sandwich cancer.