taterguy
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Tue Dec-25-07 07:05 AM
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The airing of grievances thread |
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My nephew stole one of my french fries.
I don't mind sharing but the little bastard thought I wasn't looking and took a french fry right off my plate.
Kids today.
No respect.
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Tue Dec-25-07 07:14 AM
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1. That is one enterprising young man |
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He knew you wouldn't do anything even if he stole your fry from right out from under your nose. I see a bright future in the business world for him.
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taterguy
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Tue Dec-25-07 07:17 AM
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2. I see an ass kicking in his future |
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Not all of the people he steals from will be so benevolent.
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:30 PM
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10. Don't be too hard on him. |
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All that attention can spoil a kid.
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:43 PM
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He stole a fucking french fry.
Sure my arteries don't need any more clogging but I was really looking forward to that french fry.
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:46 PM
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12. Some kids will do anything to get you to beat on them. |
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Make him work for it! Don't just give it away. :evilgrin:
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Tue Dec-25-07 02:45 PM
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Tue Dec-25-07 08:12 AM
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3. If you'd just had a gun, you could have blown him away. |
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Tue Dec-25-07 08:19 AM
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4. That would teach him some respect |
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:23 PM
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6. Yes, this is one of those situations |
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Tue Dec-25-07 03:13 PM
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it's quieter and less messy
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taterguy
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:20 PM
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5. Kick for more bitching and moaning |
EFerrari
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:23 PM
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7. My mom gave me some good news for my birthday, |
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I couldn't believe it. Who wants good news for a present?
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:25 PM
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Just some news that you would have found out about eventually anyway?
What a rip-off.
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Tue Dec-25-07 12:26 PM
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9. I was so outraged, I couldn't even listen. |
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Wed Dec-26-07 01:06 PM
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23. Unless the good news is "I won the lottery and I'm giving you a share" |
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thats hardly a good present.
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Tue Dec-25-07 03:26 PM
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15. Chances are, it was the best French fry in the whole damned bunch. |
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He deserves a lickin', or my watch ain't tickin'.
Good thing you caught, him, too, 'cause that's how it starts. First a French fry when an uncle's not looking, then a whole potato when the cook turns her head the other way.
Next thing you know, he'll be mainlining mashed right under your very noses.
You did the right thing. Ya gotta NIP IT IN THE SPUD.
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Tue Dec-25-07 04:07 PM
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16. flvegan beat me with a shoe once. And it was a leather shoe. |
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Okay, it was less beating me than chasing me around the room yelling "poke! poke! Oh my god, it's a dead cow and it's touching you! poke!" to get me to squeal like a ten year old girl, but either way when he's old and I put him in the cheap home with ugly nurses, that'll be why.
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Tue Dec-25-07 04:09 PM
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17. I cannot get a pizza on Christmas Day |
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Tue Dec-25-07 07:51 PM
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18. working 6PM to 6AM on Christmas |
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Wed Dec-26-07 12:58 AM
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19. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HELP THEM MAKE COOKIES?!? |
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I was all like, "Can I help you make cookies?" and they were all like, "Nooooo, we're gonna make cookies all by ourselves, so there!"
I hate the Yule Log channel. All it shows is that damn log burning! Turn it off!
I put on the Beatles and someone turned it off and put on a radio station that was playing Feliz fucking Navidad. :grr:
Why did everyone have to go home so early? Bastards.
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Wed Dec-26-07 02:02 AM
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20. Next time use less ketchup. |
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Ketchup draws kids like flies. Or hide the fact that you are using any ketchup. Of course, you probably are gonna say you weren't using ketchup now, aren't you? I know, hide the salt. All fries have salt, right?
In any case, you should have grabbed a fork and stabbed his grubby little paws. That taught my younger cousins to keep their damn mitts off my food growing up. I took the ass whipping I got for it in stride too. They never fucked with my damn plate again though. :evilgrin:
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Wed Dec-26-07 04:49 AM
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21. Raise the minimum wage! |
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Wed Dec-26-07 12:55 PM
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C'mon, people, complain more!
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taterguy
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Thu Dec-27-07 06:50 AM
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25. Are you complaining that people aren't complaining enough? |
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Wed Dec-26-07 01:24 PM
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24. Christmas Road Warriors Take Note... |
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If we absolutely insist upon having a holiday which espouses and predicates itself on the showing of "goodwill" toward other people, could it possibly be an incarceration offense to be a complete asshat in the days prior? Oh, and note to all of the nasty, grotesque, scowling, irritatingly distracted, putrified souls out there who couldn't WAIT to run me over in the parking lot to get home, to... I dunno, maybe gleefully hit yourself in the head with a ball-peen hammer, I can't otherwise imagine what other "relaxation time activities" would appeal to a barbaric Philistine such as yourself... you may officially burn it whatever purgatory you find fearsome and horrific.
:rant:
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