Did I tell you guys about seeing Jesus in Las Vegas?

[underpants]

It's true.

He poured our water at the Capital Grille AND the next night at a sushi place, he had changed his appearance but both times his nametag said "Jesus"

We were very honored as you can imagine.

[cloudbase]

1. Sooooooooo,

did the water turn into wine? At the Capital Grille, that could be a real money saver.

[underpants]

2. Well

Not sure if it was the water but a wine-like substance apparently did get into my bloodstream :shrug:

Miracles man miracles

[Initech]

3. What hotel would Jesus gamble at?

Is it the Wynn, the most elaborate, expensive, fuck you to poor people ever conceived in this country? Or is it that new Planet Hollywood hotel? Or is it the Hooters casino?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Render unto Caesar's Palace ...

and all that.

[underpants]

9. His Dad's place

The Mirage

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

14. Ha!

I'm assuming it's not Treasure Island, then? :rofl:

[marzipanni]

4. I thought maybe he had added a few new songs to his repertoire

and had a show.
I remembered this one-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN1dPtEph2U

[RebelOne]

5. I love that video. I've seen it many times and it still cracks me up. n/t

[Richardo]

6. Did you wish him Happy Birthday?

Or was his actual birthday in the springtime?

[underpants]

7. I didn't ask him

He looked like he was busy, as you can imagine

[lost-in-nj]

10. Its no wonder he's there

A lot of people call him in Las Vegas......

when they throw the dice.....
Ah Jesus Christ I crapped out again
when they play the slots
Ah Jesus Christ there is that bar again RIGHT under the line...
When they have imbibed to much of that wine from water and as they kneel in front of the porcelain god...
Oh Jesus..... please, let me stop... or let me die now....
and then of course there is the Chicken ranch where I am sure Jesus and his father are called a lot
Oh Jesus.... Oh God..Oh god...
well you get my drift

so yes I can see why he frequents Las Vegas!!


lost

:rofl: :rofl:

[underpants]

13. or as Bill Cosby once said

"Everyone is down there 'gimme a 6' 'gimme an 8" you know he can't keep all that stuff straight so God just says BUST EVERYBODY!!!"


"have you seen ONE CROSS in there?? ONE??"

[av8rdave]

11. Or maybe it was Elvis. You know they kind of look the same

[underpants]

12. No I saw Elvis

HE was taking pictures with Japanese tourists

[av8rdave]

16. I saw him too.....your post just made me think of the Don Henley lyrics

[skygazer]

15. My father will be crushed

He lives in Florida and recently informed me he'd found Jesus. Now I'll have to tell him he was wrong. :cry:

[underpants]

17. behind the sofa?

[skygazer]

18. I'm not quite sure

I was so dumbfounded about my 5-times-married, 3-times-divorced, cheating, lying, drunken father even knowing who Jesus was that it never occurred to me to ask where he found him.

Probably in some sleazy pool hall or massage parlor. :eyes:

[matcom]

19. hey pal. WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS ASSHOLE!

:rofl: