I need to cash out my healthcare FSA! Who needs condoms??

[Ellen Forradalom]

I may as well place a bulk order since I gotta use it or lose it!!

[billyskank]

1. I am the last person who needs condoms.

[bicentennial_baby]

You could make balloon animals out of them

:D

[billyskank]

3. They're a bit slippy for that.

;)

[bicentennial_baby]

6. Wear gloves

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Or GIGANTIC water balloons, haha.

[bicentennial_baby]

8. Now we're thinking!

:bounce:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. I may not NEED condoms, but I know how to put 'em to good use in non-traditional ways!

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Genius, that's what you are...

C'mon over, we live on the 5th floor, and there's lots and lots of foot traffic down there. :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

14. I am in.

:thumbsup:

[taterguy]

2. Thankfully no

One monogamous partner and I shoot blanks now

[NightWatcher]

4. buy nice sunglasses. that's what people I know are doing

my step mom made my dad go get a colonoscopy simply because they had paid their levels this year towards co-pays.

Get sunglasses, not a butt-scope

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Butt-scopes for everyone! Yay!

[Solon]

9. I'll need a lot, you think you could fill the order?

Hey, I'm an optimist. :)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

10. raises hand ...

[Mike03]

11. When I needed them, I was too embarrassed to buy them...

Now that I don't need them, I'm fearless about buying them. LOL.

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. Oooh I hate that.

Youth is wasted on the young, isn't it?

[SPKrazy]

15. hmmmm

maybe they could be donated to a school...

Jamie Lynn Spears school would not be a good one as they can afford them.

:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

16. Just make mine Magnums

and everything will go fine...

[bicentennial_baby]

17. This thread is useless without...

oh, you know...

:hide:

:yoiks:

[Pierre.Suave]

18. Check your PM...

:evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Tease....

x(





:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

23. I bet you saw that and

rushed right over to your pm box too...

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

19. I might

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

20. Got some for Christmas, thanks

[qwertyMike]

22. I need some of those

condominiums

Use it or lose it

[mzteris]

24. I - er -

hope. :blush: I think.

[_testify_]

26. Reminds me of Willie Nelson in 'Half-Baked'

Reminiscing about the 60s...

"You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?"

"How much?"

"I don't know. I... We never used them."