W's library.

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A friend sent me the following draft plans for the George W. Bush Library:

The Alberto Gonzales Room: where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room: which is still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room: where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room: where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room: where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room: which nobody has been able to find.

The War in Iraq Room: where after you complete your first tour, you are forced to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours...and it has no exit.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop: where you can buy an election or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room: where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

The Book Room: which contains the two books _george has actually read, although he hasn't finished coloring one of them.

The Electron Microscope Room: where there is an electron microscope to help locate the good things _george has actually done.