CONFESS!!!! who stole my dozens and dozens of "sex tapes"?

[MrCoffee]

one of you did it, and one of you will pay

[AlCzervik]

1. it was me, i wanted to record Cspan so i used those, cspan kind of like porn--right?

[MrCoffee]

3. you recorded C-Span over my sex romp adventures? C-Span is probably more exciting, actually

good work.

[flvegan]

2. Dude, they're only "sex tapes" when someone else is on them with you.

[MrCoffee]

4. Rosey Palmer hates you

[cloudbase]

5. Actually, it is you that will pay.

If you know what I mean.

[MrCoffee]

6. that chicken was CGI'd in after the fact. the midgets were photoshopped.

you can't prove anything.

[cloudbase]

7. Well, the parrot saw it all,

and he's talkin'.

[rug]

8. I'm usually quite tolerant, but Paris?

[DarkTirade]

9. Hey, I don't steal sex tapes!

I just download them illegally on the internet.

[Orsino]

10. Handcuffs are more secure, and don't remove arm hair.

I'm just sayin', BTL.

[Parche]

11. You And Juan Valdez Sex Tapes?

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

12. now that there are the internets

I'd look for someone who isn't connected to be the guilty party :evilgrin: