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Fri Jan-04-08 09:05 PM
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"...sniffa actually won 4,378,285 DUzies this week." |
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:rofl:
Oh, the DUzy Awards hurt my sides this week.
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:06 PM
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:07 PM
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2. You know, from what I hear...half of those are legally yours. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:08 PM
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I'm a ghostwriter!! :rofl:
What can I say, I married well.... :D
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:07 PM
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:woohoo:
and just think if all those locks and deletes didn't happen, i would have broken the record.
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:11 PM
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6. And to think, you did all that on top of you and I phone banking for Hillary |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:08 PM
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4. How much did you pay JeffR for all of yours? |
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Is that what happened to my gift? You blew all the money on internet accolades, didn't you?!?!?!!?
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:19 PM
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7. My uber clever contributions to DU are payment enough. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:24 PM
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9. You're missing an umlaut, Hitler. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:26 PM
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12. Like my participles, my umlauts dangle. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:27 PM
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14. Perhaps you should switch to briefs. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:28 PM
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15. They don't make Spongebob briefs. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:40 PM
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17. When I grow up I'm going to make big boy underoo sets and make a fortune. |
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I can picture it now:
LM: Look, honey! I got you your very own Superman undershirt and underpants set! It has the Superman logo on the front and everything!
flv: I don't know, does it have a cape?
LM: Sure does!
flv: <Bounces around like a ten year old girl who has just won boy band tickets>
Repeat in households all over the country. Get very wealthy.
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:42 PM
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18. Dude, the person that makes adult footie-pjs will be a brazillionaire. |
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If there's a cape, all the better.
Can I get a Shazam set, too?
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:45 PM
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21. I have a pattern for those. |
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When you come out here, if you ask me very, very nicely, we can go to the fabric store and get stuff to make you a set.
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:54 PM
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29. You know how..."big" I am. |
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You could just surprise me with footy jammies, you know.
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:58 PM
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30. Not if you want them to fit, goofball. |
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The pattern would almost certainly be too small in a few different spots, so I'd really need to get your measurements and adjust as needed. You're too damn big for me to waste fabric making something that doesn't fit right the first time. And I want you to pick out fabric you like that won't broil you to death down there in America's Sleepy Penis.
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Fri Jan-04-08 10:00 PM
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31. "You're too damn big" |
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Word. Thanks for the props, love.
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Fri Jan-04-08 10:02 PM
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:20 PM
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8. Gift? What gift, Pol Pot? |
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Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 09:20 PM by bicentennial_baby
:shrug:
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:25 PM
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:27 PM
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13. If you really loved me, you'd have flown out there and put somebody in a headlock by now. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:26 PM
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11. That's eactly the problem, Idi Amin. |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:28 PM
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16. Me confused, Stalin... |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:47 PM
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23. Apparently a certain large e-tailer of books, movies and pretty Kitchenaid cookware |
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billed a certain muscular vegan for my present, then promptly lost any record that said order existed.
This is still being sorted out.
I do not have my pans yet. x(
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:43 PM
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I counted 4,378,286
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:45 PM
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22. You should blame Nader |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:48 PM
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24. Oh shit, LoZo hacked sniffa's account! |
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He could be looking at the biboobies as we speak! :wow:
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:50 PM
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26. You're trying to kill me, right |
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seriously.... breathing is getting increasinging difficutlsd
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:52 PM
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I'd kick his ass into next week, series....
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:52 PM
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:49 PM
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25. HELLYEAH!!! I'm going over to GDP and post about it! |
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Fri Jan-04-08 09:44 PM
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Seriously, I have NEVER laughed at a thread so hard as I've laughed at this one.
Must..... breathe....... :rofl:
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