I will reiterate, since I haven't recently, I despise throw pillows and other non-functional clutter

[Rabrrrrrr]

Drives me fucking insane seeing all that clutter and shit all over the furniture.

Thank you.

You may go back to your normal routine.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Rabrrrrrr is ...

not invited to my house then...

[crispini]

2. Pillows are to put your head on when you sleep on the couch!

And to put under your knees for a nap. They are very functional! Also, my cat likes them. :D

[MrCoffee]

3. my Precious Moments figurines are quite functional

they watch over me while i sleep.

[Bunny]

4. Ahhh, but you haven't seen *MY* throw pillow:

I had this custom-made, it looks great on my brown leather sofa.

[underpants]

5. What about vacuum covers?

[AlCzervik]

6. i have 12 pillows on my bed.

2 European shams, 2 regular ones, 4 actual pillows and 4 throw pillows.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. How many of you have "accidentally" used the decorative towels when staying at another's house?

I have.

[JVS]

8. amen

[JVS]

9. amen

[Midlodemocrat]

10. What is considered functional clutter?

:hide:

You would hate my house. I have candles everywhere.

[NightWatcher]

11. do what I used to do, throw one pillow into the attic every week.

after a few months, tada

[Joe Fields]

12. I would vote for you on that platform.

Fuck the fru fru bullshit.

[LisaM]

13. A couch without pillows is...a couch in a doctor's office!

I don't like the lacy ones, but I've got some nice plaid chenille ones I like, and I use them too.

[DS1]

14. I'm casting a voodoo spell that makes your ghost stay of this earth when you die

but trapped in Richard Simmons' house.