OMFG!! Ann Coulter, boyfriend Andrew Stein break up!

[edbermac]

Whenever a longtime celebrity couple breaks up, it causes us to call into question everything we believe about relationships. When Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie broke up, we felt hurt, and confused. It was the same with Sean and Robin Wright Penn. And then today, we read that Norah Jones and her longtime boyfriend and collaborator, Lee Alexander, split up. If they can't work it out, we said to ourselves, then what hope is there for the rest of us? In this sort of climate, we wondered what celebrity couple would be next. Please God, we thought, please don't take Jon Bon Jovi and his high-school sweetheart, Dorothea. But it was even worse. Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.

Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really — shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/01/split_ann_coulter_and_andrew_s.html

[FloridaJudy]

1. Smart move on his part

Since I strongly suspect that she bites the heads off of her partners after mating.

[MissMillie]

2. "Stein gave Coulter a soul"???

:wtf:

[underpants]

3. Coulter gave Stein complexity

Really? How un-complex could he have been?

[madinmaryland]

4. I've just been left with a horrible mental image...

:puke:

[rockymountaindem]

5. His eyebrows must weigh more than her entire body n/t

[qb]

6. When unbalanced opportunistic media hounds break up...

it has no effect on what I believe about relationships.

[MissMillie]

13. yeah

I always ponder the state of relationships in this world when some famous couple breaks up. :sarcasm:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. soul and coulter= water and oil

[Xipe Totec]

8. He's trading up

[rateyes]

10. Bwaaahahahahahaaaa....

:spray:

[BreweryYardRat]

9. Stein? His last name's Stein? Oh man...

There are so many Frankenstein's Monster jokes to make on either or both of them, I don't know where to start.

[TommyO]

11. Finally, somebody broke the evil witch's* spell!

*No offense intended to all of the good witches and pagans here on DU, and elsewhere in the world, evil is the key word for her.

[rateyes]

12. Rumor has it that he broke off with her after remarking after a long kiss...

"I think I ended up with your bubblegum." To which she replied, "I wasn't chewing gum, but I do have a bad cold."


I know. Disgusting. But, no more disgusting than anyone trading spit with Ann Coulter.

[mitchum]

14. I guess "Lola" is no longer his favorite song

[Missy Vixen]

15. I'm not sure I can go on!

In the meantime, somehow, I'm thinking neither of these people is exactly a prize.

Julie

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. He finally realized necrophilia is simply boring.

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Actually, I have never given a thought to Coulter's sexuality or relationships.

:shrug:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

18. Is that her boyfriend or her granddad?

Hard to tell from the photos which one is the biggest creep. I'll go with Ann. Seems like a safe bet.