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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 02:44 PM
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Bush and Cheney are having breakfast at the White House...
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and the waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over and whispers to Bush........ "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 02:47 PM
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1. Is this the 2008 version of the Brazillian joke?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 02:50 PM
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2. We'll see
:evilgrin:
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 03:38 PM
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5. What Brazilian joke?
:evilgrin:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 02:55 PM
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3. pfft
:rofl:

oh dear, that funny.

:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 03:09 PM
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4. I knew it! And a very Happy New Year to you too!
Quiche......:eyes:
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