Name a business you wouldn't frequent. I'll start

[Ishoutandscream2]

William Kristol's sports handicapping service.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. walmart

[MissMillie]

2. Don King's Shear Expressions Hair Salon

:hi:

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. Brilliant. And you get it!!

:hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Michael "Brownie" Brown's Disaster Insurance Company n/t

[MrCoffee]

4. katie couric's charm school

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Dick Cheney's House of Quail n/t

[rateyes]

6. Dubya's Brush Clearing Services. nt

[AlCzervik]

Barbara Bush's house of frocks.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. The Crawford Vacation Factory.

[redqueen]

9. Rudy Giuliani's marriage counseling center.

[ThomCat]

61. Bwahahaha!

:rofl:

[LSK]

10. Walmart

[lost-in-nj]

11. Dr. Phil's drive through

60 second therapy....



lost

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Mark Foley's Congressional Page Youth Hostel n/t

[LeftyMom]

13. Lynne Spears' School of Parenting Skills nt

[rateyes]

14. "Pelosi's Table." nt

[ThomCat]

62. One the one hand, it's definitely not crowded.

But on the other hand, the service sucks. Nothing ever reaches that table. :P

[DS1]

15. matcom's taco stand and fresca fondue

[rateyes]

16. The Ann Coulter Beauty School. nt

[BOSSHOG]

17. PNAC Guaranteed Professional War Planning

[LeftyMom]

18. Rabrrrrr's Court-Ordered Anger Management Services and Thomas Kinkade Gallery. nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. Nice!

:spray:

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

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[DS1]

Rabrrrrr's House of Pillows

Mark's Internet Boutique
College Liberal's English Tutoring Service

[swag]

20. Larry Craig's School of Tap

[sakabatou]

21. Limbaugh, Hannity and O'Reilly Debate School

[Arugula Latte]

22. Billy Joel's Driving School

[DS1]

23. Marguerite Perrin's Meditation and Relaxation Emporium

[deucemagnet]

71. Nice.

I like the ones that make me think.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Condy's Leather Goods

[edbermac]

25. Michael Jackson's Day Care Center.

[DS1]

26. Kenny Rogers' Beans and Botox Bistro

[Joe Fields]

27. Jimmy Johnson's school of hair design.

[flvegan]

28. Michael Vick's Doggie Daycare and Training Emporium

[DS1]

29. Oj Simpson's Brew and Clubs Golf Course

[DS1]

30. Ike Turners Marital Counseling

[madinmaryland]

31. Bill O'Reilly's Falafel & Loofah Stand

:puke:

[rug]

32. Fred Thompson Juice-o-Matic.

[flvegan]

33. The Amy Winehouse Finishing School

[Initech]

34. The David Vitter Center For Relationship Inadequacies

[Tikki]

35. The Peyton Manning Retreat for Silent Contemplation and....

Humility Awareness... ;)



Tikki

[RainDog]

36. Willie Nelson's grass cutting crew n/t

[mtnester]

54. WAIT a SEC

wouldn't you WANT to ...umm...frequent that business?

[RainDog]

57. oops

I never read the directions.

[Arugula Latte]

37. Rush Limbaugh's Viagra-Poppin' Child Brothel Hop

[DS1]

38. Katherine Brengle's House 'O Smut

[radfringe]

39. Dubya's Pre-owned Car lot

[flvegan]

40. College Liberal's Institute of Higher Learning

[Arugula Latte]

42. I heard you can major in "laying pipe" there.

Must be a tech. school.

:)

[Bombero1956]

41. John Bolton's

School of Diplomacy.

[Arugula Latte]

43. Six Flags Over Wilfred Brimley -- Famous for the Mustache Ride

[Initech]

44. Larry Craig's porn shop

[racaulk]

46. Awww, come on. It's not so bad!

Just don't go to the bathroom there.

:rofl:

[Initech]

52. At least there, you know the stall doors extend all the way to the floor!

[Duer 157099]

45. Homer Simpson's Think Tank

What? I can get one right, can't I?

[Initech]

53. I'm a white male, age 18 to 49.

Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!

[racaulk]

47. Mel Gibson's Center for Jewish Studies

:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

48. Guantanamo Pain Clinic n/t

[Inchworm]

49. I have a list

hehe

Suckmart is on top. The rest are local.

:hi:

[racaulk]

50. Halle Berry's Driving School

[racaulk]

51. Will Smith's Center for Songwriting

[sarge43]

55. Laura Bush's Miracle Bra Boutique

If it keeps those puppies lashed, it's a miracle.

[JVS]

56. Sidewalk Pizza Parlor

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. DS1's "We're all snowflakes!" self-help new age bookstore and group-hug therapy rainbow station

[DS1]

73. rainbow station

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

94. I thought you'd enjoy that!

[GreenPartyVoter]

60. George W Bu$h tutoring services, specializing in English as a Second Language

[RainDog]

63. Ann Coulter's Charm School and Rifle Range

[many a good man]

64. Al Gore's Carbon-free Used Car dealership

[otherlander]

65. Otherlander's Calculus Tutoring Service

[zabet]

66. Carrot Top's School of Modeling.

:puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

67. Keith Richards' Facial Salon

[Tuesday Afternoon]

68. Dewey,Cheetham and Howe attorneys at law

[Manifestor_of_Light]

69. Don't forget those Irish Lawyers!!

O'Shit and O'Damn!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

]

(I have a law degree but don't play a lawyer on TV)

[SecularMotion]

70. Ted Haggard's Massage & Meth Parlor

[DarkTirade]

72. Mom's Diner and Brothel

[Seashell Eyes]

74. Thomas Kinkade galleries,

tanning places, and any place to get nails done.

[DBoon]

75. The Olive Garden

nt

[Bennyboy]

76. Laura Bush school for young drivers...

[Catsbrains]

77. Tucker Carlson's Bowtie Shoppe

[BrotherBuzz]

78. The Condoleezza Rice Charm School

[Chovexani]

79. Chovexani's Charm School

:P

[NewJeffCT]

86. oh please

you'd have us lined up at the door waiting to get in every morning.

[krispos42]

80. The Michele Bachmann School of Distance Learning

(Minnesota Repub freshman Rep at the 2007 State of the Union)





http://wonkette.com/politics/michele-bachmann/bachmann-turner-overdrive-presidential-porn-pix-231275.php

[krispos42]

81. The Rudy Guiliani Terror Museum of Natural Nine-Eleven History

The Thomas Friedman Chronometer Company (only measures time in 3-6 month increments)

The Norm Coleman Compass Company (points all over the map)

The Ronald Reagan Credit Counseling Service (first, it's for-profit, second, advice is always "get another credit card and go shopping!")

The Frie Republik Grammir and Spilling Servisses Compiny, Ink.

Madame Katherine Harris, Fortune-Teller and Palm-Reader Extraordinaire!!!

The Florida Election Commission Accounting Services (on the 937th floor of the Bush Recount Building. No, wait, 769th floor. No, wait, 524th floor. Hell, just whack the "Stop" button and let's get off here).

[Lady Freedom]

82. Michael Vick's Dog obedience school

N/T

[FloridaJudy]

83. Bill O'Reilly's Falafel Shop

And Sex Toy Emporium.

[Bennyboy]

84. Rudy Guiliani's Used radios and electronics.....

[lildreamer316]

85. Britney Spears's School of Pole Tricks

Seriously. She has no idea what the hell she is doing.

[NewJeffCT]

87. The Rush Limbaugh Pharmacy

[NewJeffCT]

88. The Republican Center for Integrity

[NewJeffCT]

89. Katherine Harris' Lingerie Shop

[racaulk]

90. Ewww...

That's a visual I just didn't need! x(

[Tommy_Carcetti]

91. The Amy Winehouse Detox and Drug Rehabilitation Center nt

[dembotoz]

92. karl rove's spin your way to fitness center

[Z_I_Peevey]

93. The Chris Matthews School of Public Speaking.

Tim Russert's House of Style.

Assertiveness Training, Inc. with Alan Colmes.

[huskerlaw]

95. The Mike Huckabee HIV/AIDS Treatment Center

K-Fed's Dance Studio & School of Rap