I wish I were stuck on a desert island with Rick Astley

[Orrex]

I would hollow out his lifeless, wooden body like a canoe and paddle my way back to civilization.

[kwassa]

1. Don't be a hater!

sit back and enjoy!

THE RICK ASTLEY VIDEO MEGAMIX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhLxnlNcxv8

[Dr. Strange]

2. According to medieval science, witches did not float in water.

I suspect that your Rick Astley canoe would be lacking in buoyancy.

[Orrex]

3. I think that you've got it backwards

If they floated, then they were in league with the Devil and were put to death.

If they sank, they were innocent. But dead.

And in any case they weren't usually hollowed out prior to testing.


I suspect that my rickanoe will float just fine.

[Dr. Strange]

4. Ah yes. I think you're correct on that.

Indeed, given the level in which RA was in league with Satan, I suspect your rickanoe will probably fly!