bwa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaa

[radfringe]

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at
> the grocery store and was in line to check out.
>
> The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
>
> Duh!!?
>
> On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
> Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the
> last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works
> is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
> every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was
> going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing
> behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
> food poisoned me?
>
> I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car
> hit me.
>
> I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help
> as he staggered to the door laughing!!!!!!!
>
> Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly,
> love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything
> that made you smile.

[Suich]

1. LOL! Thanks!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Good!

:)