MonkeyFunk
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Tue Jan-15-08 01:48 AM
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Let's recast an unnecessary remake! |
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as best you can.
Gone with the Wind:
Reese Witherspoon as Scarlett. Queen Latifah as Mammy. Ewan MacGregor as Ashleigh. George Clooney as Rhett. Wanda Sykes as Prissy.
Wizard of Oz:
Lindsey Lohan as Dorothy (Yes! I really think she'd be good!) Jim Carrey as the Scarecrow. John Goodman as the Cowardly Lion. Ewan MacGregor as the Tinman. Glenn Close as the Wicked Witch.
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Capn Sunshine
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Tue Jan-15-08 02:20 AM
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Johnny Depp as Rick Naomi Watts as Ilsa Matt Damon as Victor Laszlo Steve Buscemi as Ugarte Harrison Ford as Captain Renault Jack Black as Signor Ferrari Alan Rickman as Major Strasser Ice Cube as Sam
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Bicoastal
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Tue Jan-15-08 02:23 AM
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Edited on Tue Jan-15-08 02:24 AM by Bicoastal
Have you heard her voice lately?
She couldn't sing a note...needs to lay off the smoking, booze, drugs, etc.
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Capn Sunshine
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Tue Jan-15-08 02:25 AM
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3. So switch out Hannah Montana |
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it's a hit! This will be HUUUUUUGE
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Kucinich4America
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Tue Jan-15-08 02:29 AM
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4. How about the EVIL Wizard of Oz? |
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Ann Coulter as Dorothy Chimp W. Bush as the Scarecrow Dick Cheney as the Tinman Mush Limpdick as the Cowardly Lion Barbara Bush as the Wicked Witch
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Tue Jan-15-08 09:38 AM
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...Johnny Depp as Jake...Drew Barrymore as Evelyn Mulray...and--dare I say it?--Jack Nicholson as Noah Cross...
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Tue Jan-15-08 09:46 AM
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Will Farrell as Captain America John C Reilly as Wyatt Vince Vaughn as Jack Nicholson
Yeah - it's a movie that shouldn't be re-made!
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terrya
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Tue Jan-15-08 11:19 AM
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7. The worst remake of Citizen Kane you could imagine: |
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Tom Cruise as Charles Foster Kane
Julia Roberts as Emily Norton Kane
Katie Holmes as Susan Alexander Kane
Brad Pitt as Jedidiah Leland
And...they get to get made up in old timey makeup, thus assuring them of Academy Award nominations!
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Tue Jan-15-08 11:38 AM
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John Goodman ... King Leonidas Kirsty Alley ... Queen Gorgo Val Kilmer ... Theron Danny DeVito ... Dilios Drew Carey ... Captain Kevin James ... Stelios Ron Jeremy ... Astinos George Wendt ... Daxos Wayne Knight ... Ephialtes Charles S. Dutton ... Xerxes
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