I am posting from the year 2003...

[Robb]

...thanks to a hard drive going (as they say) tits up.

Greetings from the past, DU looks to me much as it did many years ago, courtesy Internet Explorer 5 and my trusty old, slow and dependable Powerbook. :)

Actually, aside from most websites not working, this thing runs good. :D

[Generic Brad]

1. You're not going to like the next five years

"American Gladiator" is back on the air. Britney Spears is no longer hot. And we're starting to use these crazy mercury filled curly fluorescent light bulbs on the pre-text that we are saving the planet.

[CGowen]

2. I liked the design of the black ones but there are probably older

[LeftyMom]

3. We have bad news about the next year. You might want to sit down for this.

[lutefisk]

4. drip...drip... this is it - Bush is toast! Too many scandals!!!

One scandal after another. He'll be out of the WH in 6 months man! Drip, Drip!!!